how can i make money...
 

...without working?

There's selling plasma, old books/cds/dvds. Any other suggestions? Any place online to make a quick buck?

hawk all your shit on the street

peddle the ass that god gave you
learn to play pool real well

if you learn to play pool real well, you should also learn how to whup ass real well too

never sign anything for money

go on the rock n roll or pretend to have been the victim of some cruime and get the compensation. where theres blame theres a claim, as the young folks say.

um, there's always the street corner... actually that's work, isn't it.

I don't know. I don't think you can make money without working. Even crime takes work. Even taking your ass down to the plasma center is work.

My God, you're lazy.

Release fake wolf eyes albums limited to one copy.. no one would know the difference since they have 300 albums.

Sell sperm.

Do internet surveys.

trying to make money not working is as hard as having a job, you may as well just bite the bullet.

All of that is work.

word.

get a job at K-mart and then slack off in the break room all day. At least they'll owe you for whatever time you punched in before they fire you.

My suggestions aren't any more work than "Selling plasma, selling dvd's", etc. that he listed above.

In my twenties, I briefly worked for a few months at what I consider to be one of the world's most difficult jobs. I was a certified nursing assistant in a retirement home.

At the time, I had three part-time jobs.

The thing is though, these places will always more-or-less hire you.
And it's my understanding that the majority still offer paid training with no commitment. You may have to wait until they are doing another training.

You'll just sit around in a room for several hours a day for a week or two and be instructed and then tested on basic first aid and basic nursing skills. It's a cinch. Actually working in one of those places, however, is not easy. It takes a "special breed," I suppose.

Collect your training wages and then just tell them that you've decided it's not for you once you've been out on the floor.

Work as a model in an art college. It doesn't matter how you look like and you can just sit on a chair naked for a couple of hours with your testicles hanging from it.

Travel the country bumming off people. Keep visiting friends. You'll bring happiness to their lives providing you don't freeload for too long.
There's the rub. You need to learn how to be a joy and not a burdon.

True, I remember one life drawing model that looked like a female version of
Leonid Brezhnev.

Weird, pork, my friend is in art school and he suggested that idea to me about 2 days ago. Since I have no problem getting naked and it pays $9 an hour... that'd be great!

I'm actually thinking of doing it, I guess the "teacher" in that class plays all kinds of cool music in his classroom. He was playing Sir Richard bishop the other day. Crazy.

There were always adverts on the wall at college looking for models and offering good hourly rates for what isn't hard work. A bit boring, perhaps, but not hard.

A friend of mine sometimes does casual day jobs appearing as an extra on tv commercials and that sort of stuff. They employ any sort of people and all you have to be is available for 1/2 days work at a time.

how much do you get for selling sperm and plasma?

i prefer to just work than waste my time on trying to think up of how i could get money for not doing anything.