Digital meltdown
 

I'm having one of the most hideous days at work in a long time.The computerized system i use to take bookings said goodbye for the day,the scanner refused to scan on demand and i've had angry people ringing in every 2 minutes.Bastards!

Soz everyone.This was meant for the non-sonics!!!!My brain has reached meltdown too

You poor lamb. Why not smoke a fag to make yourself feel better?

Read that according to preference.

I need a nice fat joint to calm my queeny nerves

I love calling it "blowing a fag" whenever around my dad. it really bugs him.
technology blows. I'm working on a poem about the subject.

I've started writing a short story about an office worker who hangs himself in his own office.The whole story is from the perspective of the cleaner who finds him.Hardly original i know.