Happy Birthday sarramkroP!
 

YOU OLD COOT.



an interesting historical fact: the first time that I attempted to post this, power went out in the entire building. coincidence? I think NOT.

man, he's hawtz.

Yeah, lets' ask happy birthday, he will tell us. Happy birthday.

well he strikes me as a former child-birthing turned cookie-maker. so it's cool.

dear floatingslowly,

here's your guide of how to waste your time trying to cause yourself an epiletic attack

press the windows logo on your keyboard and m at the same time
then, press the windows logo on your keyboard plus shift plus m all at the same time.

repreat this process furiously

That's amazing!

A little bird flew out of my monitor, sang the Star Mangled Spammer and exploded right before my eyes!

Computers are wonderous machines, don't you think?


ps: I just swallowed my tongue.

if it's your real birthday, happy birthday porky!

COMPUTRZ are machines of awesomeness

No, it's not my birthday, but it's YOUR birthday. Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday Jesus

happy birthday, guy who hates me!

Happy Birthday!

happy birthday to everyone.
now let's all get busy dying!

oh for fuck's sake don't say that too loud!

I just bought stock in birthday candles and yr going to crash the fucking market.

Quick quick! Pass me the handkerchief please, I'm cooooooommmingg!!!

go porky, go porky, it's your birthday, go porky.

Happy Birthday Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday, now I'm going drinking!!!

Happy birthday sarram, even if it's not your birthday. Hezké narozeniny!