i'm making hot cocoa
 

who wants some? and a story!

basically i don't know why i decided to talk about hot cocoa but this thread needs to get used for something so let's make it

A STORY TELLING THREAD! YAY!

So after long debate and a couple sesions me and my friend of given our selve's a name and a sound.
"Little birds Have Fast hearts", yes after the peter brotzmann title.
We sound somewhat like lightning bolt, fall of troy, an attempt at the dillinger escape plan and a bunch of other stuff. Hardcore kind of stuff.
My friend plays drums and likes to scream
I play guitar and like to write lyrics, and sing
we don't have a bassist, not sure if we're going to, we know plenty of them though. We'll see.
Not much of a story.

"Is that your cocoa?" Said Emily. Steven just nodded yes. Emily was still angry about the fight the previous night. So she garbbed it, and dumped it in his crotch. She yelled, "Now you peed it out." She then stormed out of the house. Steven was flabbergasted to even notice the cocoa burning him. Then he hollered, "You Bitch." And fainted out of the pain.

took me 20 minutes on top the stove but damn it's gooood
ain't no swiss miss bitch
there's my story. first i poured in the milk and then i mixed up some sugar and cocoa and dumped it in, turned on the stove, stirred it up, added some vanilla, stirred it some more, and when it was sufficiently hot i poured it into my big ol travel mug and i'm about to go back for some more.

It was 30,000 years ago on the distant planet Vishtar that Prince Eulian, Captain of the secret Black Star starfighter squadron, landed his XR-7 Vanguard fighter. Eulian knew this planet well and not for particularly fond reasons. His last visit had cost him a dear friend and almost his life. But Eulian had shut out those memories as he was descending through the planet's atmosphere. He knew living in the past could only end your life in the present. As he stepped out onto the landing pad, the Trans-Planetary Station was quiet and empty. Trans-Planetary Stations are never quiet, nor empty. The Vishtar Empire must have my subspace drive's radiation signature on file, Eulian thought. But leave it up to the Vishtar strategists to set up the most obvious ambushes. Eulian charged up the power cells to his plasma revolver.

yeah you can have little marshmallows. i think they even make them in colors now if that would please you.

I'm giddy with excitement.

will you pick out the green ones? when they melt, they look like boogers.

i sure will. just for you.

i should have titled this thread "i'm making hot pockets"

hahahahaha

did you know they sell the marshmellows that are REALLY small and come in the swiss miss packets seperatly?! Like in big tubs?
Because I didn't and I thought it was interesting.

sure! thanks for offering! can I have marshmallows on that too?

.....I see you've got that huge tub full. surely you won't miss a couple spoonfuls.

this is the most pointless thread ever
oh speaking of stories, AND marshmallows, i'm kind of notorious for saying things that don't make sense for instance when i am just being woken up. SO.
one time when i was like 12 i was sleeping on the couch and my mom came and woke me up and here's how it went:
"it's really not fair."
"what's not fair?"
"the sizes of marshmallows. you have like the teeny tiny ones and the big ones and the really big ones...they should all be the same size"

Can I get a cup full of little marshmellows, with several teaspoons of cocoa?

and another time my boyfriend was trying to wake me up and i said "go away, i already shelved all the records."
IT MADE SENSE AT THE TIME
i'm a really heavy sleeper

Hey Cantanky, is that sig from A Clockwork Orange?

yeah

i love hot cocoa.

I knew it, I had to read that book for my summer English class. And that book is now ingrained in me. I am assuming that is at least the first part of the book.

there needs to be just a food thread. when i get back to nyc i'm making baklava. and pita bread.
motherfucker i want middle eastern food now.

why does a thread have to have a point?

pointless threads are the best in my book.

nothing meaningful comes out of a message board (other than a hot cup of cocoa).

although, I did get a chance to tell real_life_junkie_story#122!