My dream
 

im sure this sit he 1000th dream thread but youll get over it.

So in my dream i was on this big stage and it was sort of modeling thing, i was wearing this skin tight orange cat suit thing and break dancing on the floor.
Everyone was like oh i see what your doing here, your so thin and like a skellington...all around me there were buff men being dressed up to look nice, i end up being at the back of the room, and carson the gay guy from queer eye was putting this large leather jacket on me saying i looked fabulous in it with the cat suit...so then the curtains open and hugh jackman and all these other famous people are in the crowd.

So i walk out and say in a strong ilatian accent "fuck you...no seriously..fuck you!!" and hugh jackman cracks up laughing and everyone is shocked and doesnt know what to do, and then i run off stage to the back room and im laughing the whole time.

I then pop my head out the side door and watch the stage as the other acts come on, and because of me being a bad ass, its turned everyone into a bad ass too and there is this guy dressed as jesus singing some song about fucking your mom

I think it's trying to tell you that you're gay.

damn you and your 98% hilarity rate! it's very frustrating not being able to rep someone who cracks you up constantly!!!

very funny changes in your posting style since you're back home-- you're definitely meaner, but way more spirited. i hope you're laughing more these days-- i sure am.

There is nothing to laugh about in Chicago.

Nothing.

On the contrary