Am I pathetic?
 

My boyfriend went out with his work tonight. He was supposed to be coming round here afterwards. It was getting a little late so I phoned him and it turns out he had to go home 'cause some of the people he was with got too drunk and one guy smashed his face in so he had to take them back to his.
He said he phoned me but I didn't hear it (despite being right by the phone).

But basically now I'm really upset and it sounds stupid and pathetic but I'm really paranoid and just feel like crap.

It is easy to worry, understandable that you should do so; I'd see it as no more or less than as sign that you care, which is no bad thing. If it were me I know I would ring him.

No, not really. It sucks when you are supposed to be meeting someone you like/love and it doesn't happen. And your mind inevitably starts coming up with reasons why they didn't show up and you get yourself worked up over what is usually nothing. Don't worry we've all been there I'm sure. (I know I have)

that scares me.

anyway try not to worry and try not to let your mind wander about these things. its natural to think about the ones you love and i am sure everything will be alright the next day.

yup i'm fine now. silly me!

hes having sex with porky right as we speak

Ah, the old "some drunk guy bashed my face in, I'll be late" ploy, coupled with the "yeah, I phoned you, what do you mean you didn't hear it ring, there must be something wrong with the line or else I misdialed" trick.

Bastard!

i was going to say "maybe he has his face buried in pussy", but it seems someone else already had the balls to hint at it.

yes, i did not want to be the cynical asshole here, but now that i have company, well, watch out that the fucking convoluted story he fed you is not just a bunch of balls. it may be true, though, but-- just saying...

then again, maybe he doesn't have his face buried in pussy, maybe he's just giving everything to his fellow man...

anyway don't let people feed you bullshit stories. especially 2 in a row.