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the ikara cult 04.19.2007 10:02 AM

Stereophonics doing I wanna be your dog....
Id agree with the Marilyn Manson cover of tainted love too, it takes away all the sleaze and just makes it panto but in a bad way

MellySingsDoom 04.19.2007 10:41 AM

Placebo - Twentieth Century Boy. Unspeakable cover of the T Rex choon by the nasally challenged Brian Molko and Co. When it comes to the history of Benelux rock, Molko is truly the missing link between Golden Earring and The Smurfs.

Megadeth - God Save The Queen. Dave "Ned Flanders" Mustaine is such a Pistols fan, he doesn't even need to bother to learn the correct lyrics - substituting "No more council tenancies" with "no more cunt-like tendencies". Thankfully, Megadeth's career started a non-stop descent from here.

Tom Jones - Kiss. Mr Woodward turns the fey Prince and The Revolution summery pop number into a sweaty, medallioned, Brut 33-wearing sweatathon, assisted by the Art Of Noise and their Fairlight. The Jones should stay in Vegas and never descend on a recording studio again.

Everyneurotic 04.19.2007 10:59 AM

anyone heard gene simmons do firestarter?

Everyneurotic 04.19.2007 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
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Megadeth - God Save The Queen. Dave "Ned Flanders" Mustaine is such a Pistols fan, he doesn't even need to bother to learn the correct lyrics - substituting "No more council tenancies" with "no more cunt-like tendencies". Thankfully, Megadeth's career started a non-stop descent from here.
...


megadeth did anarchy, not god save the queen.

i agree too, although after the album that has anarchy, they recorded rust in peace which is amazing, then did a bunch of albums of questionable quality, after they broke up only to reform as dave and the imps.

i did laugh at that "ned flanders" stab, you're so repped!

Everyneurotic 04.19.2007 11:06 AM

britney spears doing satisfaction and i love rock n' roll, anyone?

(i mostly like brit but she can't do covers).

sarramkrop 04.19.2007 11:09 AM

I bet she thought that Joan Jett wrote the original and not The Arrows.

nicfit 04.19.2007 11:25 AM

check these and tell us if they're bad.
http://pressrandom.com/2006/07/12/covers/

Everyneurotic 04.19.2007 12:34 PM

ohh i remember one!

i recently saw some performace where willie nelson played with sheryl crow and both butchered johnny cash and june carter's "jackson" to death.

Glice 04.19.2007 12:38 PM

Seconding the Ronan Keating cover of Fairytale of New York... the cringe-tastic bit where he changes the 'you scumbag you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot' to something that does not scan at all.

Those of you with sensitive dispositions might light to hide their ears at this point.

I'm going to dig up my thread about good covers. That'll take the pain away.

Glice 04.19.2007 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by the ikara cult
Stereophonics doing I wanna be your dog....
Id agree with the Marilyn Manson cover of tainted love too, it takes away all the sleaze and just makes it panto but in a bad way


A prick writes... the original wasn't sleazy in the slightest; the Soft Cell version was though.

demonrail666 04.19.2007 05:32 PM

Phil Collins' - Tomorrow Never Knows.

Phil gets a lot of stick here and I tend to be one of those who tries to defend him (at least a little bit.) But this is just too much. Hideous from start to finish. Evil even, if you feel like getting extreme about it. And when it comes to PC, that's never too difficult.

Guns n Roses - Sympathy for the Devil.

From the Interview with a Vampire soundtrack this horribly misguided effort manages to bleed any menace from the original and in so doing actually demonstrates just how far from greatness GnR always were. You actually believe Jagger when he sings of being a 'man of wealth and taste' but Axl? Wealth undoubtedly, but taste? Me thinks not.

the ikara cult 04.19.2007 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice
A prick writes... the original wasn't sleazy in the slightest; the Soft Cell version was though.


I mean the Soft Cell version, seeing as its the most well known and definitive

Pax Americana 04.20.2007 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by SYRFox
Placebo - Where Is My Mind?

They put out all what made that song beautiful, worst is that they replaced Kim choirs by some awful organic Molko voice, it's unlistenable. Blah


Agreed. Total shit.

A friend of mine who's really into Placebo played this for me once cause he knew I liked the Pixies. I threw up all over him as an expression of my rage.

Torn Curtain 04.20.2007 05:42 AM

Regarding Placebo they butchered lots of great songs on the 2cd-edition of Sleeping with ghosts.

Running up that hill, Bigmouth strikes again, Ballade de Melody Nelson...

therealglenstyler 04.21.2007 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by musicfallinglikesnow
I totally agree...eek! :eek:


me too.
god i'd tried to block this out, iconic amongst bad covers. the worst perhaps?
why Lou ? why?

Glice 04.21.2007 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the ikara cult
I mean the Soft Cell version, seeing as its the most well known and definitive


I'm still being a twat when I say that depends on how old you are. I can't imagine there's that many Northern Soul fans round here, but at some point somone's going to listen to dance music/ music to dance to round here.

MellySingsDoom 04.21.2007 06:30 AM

Ah yes, the original by Gloria Jones (or the 2nd Mrs Marc Bolan, if you will) - a high-steppin', hand clappin' piece of 60's soul that in itself is good.

Pookie 04.21.2007 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
I'm still being a twat when I say that depends on how old you are. I can't imagine there's that many Northern Soul fans round here, but at some point somone's going to listen to dance music/ music to dance to round here.


Have you ever heard Gloria Jones' alternate version of Tainted Love, with Marc Bolan (although I think he only plays on it, no singing)?

Gloria was a backing singer for T-Rex after her northern soul heyday, and she and Bolan had a child together (Rolan Bolan).

Torn Curtain 09.13.2009 03:48 PM

http://vimeo.com/6424375

Aaaadrpk 09.13.2009 03:55 PM

eletronic remix with a beat, of pink floyd song 'another brick in the wall (part 2)'


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