SHARK: Can I help you?
MOUSE: Can I help YOU?
SHARK: What do you do?
MOUSE: I do it all.
SHARK: Have a seat.
MOUSE: I will, because that's something I can do.
SHARK: Do something.
MOUSE: ................................................
SHARK: Do something.
MOUSE: I am. I did.
SHARK: Sorry.
MOUSE: It's already done.
SHARK: What did you do?
MOUSE: I helped you.
SHARK: Are you drunk?
MOUSE: Not drunk enough.
SHARK: Can I... help you?
MOUSE: Yes you can.
SHARK: Got a job for you.
MOUSE: Okay. I'm hired.
SHARK: Businessman. Coming in today.
MOUSE: Whoa. A real businessman?
SHARK: He's rectangular. That's how you'll know him... by his rectangularness.
MOUSE: No way.
SHARK: Drive him to Cheese Industries. You don't even know where that is. That's why we picked you. Because everybody else knows.
MOUSE: Right now.
SHARK: Mmm-hmm.
MOUSE: Oh, look what I found. I gotta do this first. *takes drink* Okay.
SHARK: It works.
MOUSE: Okay.
SHARK: ...
MOUSE: How about now?
SHARK: Now's good.
MOUSE: Yeah.
SHARK: Before would've been better, but before already happened.
MOUSE: Okay.

Thanks, dude! I used to love this album. Great live show.

VAMPIRE!

Have you ver heard "Harmacy"??!!!!
I can't believe you liked Bakesale and didn't like that one!
To each his own i guess.
But still....

The girls, the boss, we're smoking joints in the car
A hundred miles an hour through the meadows
I'm stump-jumpin' drunk from the get go
Yeah, all right, we're gonna ride with The Flood tonight
Yeah, all right, we're gonna uncap with Flood tonight,

No kidding! HARMACY is amazing. That's always my go to Sebadoh album! Love it.

Get a shovel, dig up Joseph Campbell, and ask him. Ask his corpse. A lot of people go to Jim Morrison’s grave and drink a lot of wine, and then they turn around and piss because they’ve drunk all that wine, and they don’t realize they’re pissing on Joseph Campbell.

yes i heard harmacy but it didnt do anything for me. it was just a bit boring more of the sameness.

i saw them on the bakesale tour and they where very good but after that it was just downhill.

Bubble and Scrape is very good to me.

I rate them, in the same way id rate a decent footballer or someone who can competently speak in front of an audience, but i find it hard to love them as a whole. Some good songs, better than Dinosaur Jr anyway.

I really like Smash Your Head on The Punk Rock.
Bubble & Scrape is pretty good too.

The rest are pretty hit & miss.

I'd much rather listen to Dino Jr.

Yeah, Sebadoh are great. I prefer the Gaffney years, but I still dig everything up to Harmacy. It's not that it's a bad album, but I find it totally bland and uninspired.

My only other complaint is their live performance. I've seen them a few times and I wasn't really impressed at all.

I saw them in 1993. They were horrible and I walked out. I don't think this music has aged very well at all.

'93 was around the first time I saw them. It was kind of a snoozefest. I have heard some people talking about amazing Sebadoh shows, though. Makes me wonder if I continually catch them on off nights.

Perhaps. I probably shouldn't even have posted that, what with this being an appreciation thread and all....

i really love the records, but i saw them live twice and i was unimpressed on both gigs... I mean itr was nice enough, but kind of awkward, i dunno. I don't need to like it live, to actually appreciate ( although it does help)

I love love love Smash Yr Head...
but am I the only one who's always thought Gimme Indie Rock is kinda...uh...well....lame?