Is it my own making or............
 

......... this forum is garbage,these days?

Who cares? You do. Why do you care?

It pains porky to see a waste of potential.
He cares deeply.
It is the burden he carries.

While online,mind.While not,you can all rot in hell,for all i care.Fat queen,how many chocolates did you ingest this xmas?

It's the internet - there is no potential.

Shape up, Porkmarras, or ship out, as they say.

Why don't you put a space between your periods?

Because i can?

He's not about following the rules, maan. He's about SHATTERING CONVENTION.

Or because you can't?

...and Norma J's hopes of me replying to his posts,it seems.

Oh, so you're a rebel?

They have all been rhetorical questions, doofus.

He's wicked bad.
He has a motorcycle and one of those ducktail hairdos.
And sideburns.

Ha, you said doofus. That's old school.

I fancy he smokes sticks too?

more like rebel with a DSL connection and no life?

What does a grey rep bar mean? Inpartial? But then that would be irrelevant.

He listens to those "race records" and shakes it to the evil jungle beat.

And i argue my Whitney like no other.Norma J started fainting by now.

I fear this is more serious than i thought

How does one start fainting? One either faints or does not faint. It's not like fainting takes an extended amount of time or turns.

Keep on dreaming,'Say-More-By-Saying-Less'.In your infancy,you already spoke more bollocks on virtual reality than is more allowed in real life.

Are you a Homosexual?

Yet they've got you down to a T, Porkmarras. HAHA.

Funny thing about that....

He can say what he wants, because he is a rebel.

Can we have it in more articulate english?Are you australian?

Well, i have business to attend to. Before i go, I must say, this is far more interesting then i thought it'd be.

Guys,this bloke is australian.I'm sure.

Are you a Male that fancies other Men? Are you a Female that fancies other Women?

hahhaha. I'm still convinced he's joking

You can't even ask questions in a less obvious way.You must be australian......or american.Obviously.

I am sorry to dissapoint you, but I'm afraid that your assumptions is wrong. When you assume you make an ass out of you and... Well, just you, really.

He must be Australian. He thinks Porkmarras is dickless. HAHA.

Uh?Whaaaaa?

English?

I think that you are not making yourself clear enough, porkmarras; thus he will not understand what you are meaning to say

Oh, but you are wrong, sir. I don't just think it.

Uh?Whaaaa?

It pains me to say this, but you are a living example of Density, my dear.