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Rob Instigator 03.13.2013 02:38 PM

New Pope
 
Born in INDIA, raised in Argentina.

he said that homosexuals adopting children is a form of discrimination against children. I guess he feels that being an orphan is not too discriminatory.

either way, he is 77 years old, could drop dead tomorrow. Interesting that the largest remaining group of Roman Catholics is Hispanic, and they need a spanish speaker to keep the money flowing to the Vatican!

h8kurdt 03.13.2013 03:04 PM

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

!@#$%! 03.13.2013 03:36 PM

i just wanna know what he was doing during the dirty war

http://www.irishtimes.com/news/forme...eared-1.542154

Rob Instigator 03.13.2013 04:16 PM

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...european-pope/

Pope Francis' parents were born in Italy. Keepin it real....

!@#$%! 03.13.2013 04:57 PM

well at least he's a jesuit and not a member of a more retarded order

fingers crossed that he stops the advance of the opus dei

Nefeli 03.13.2013 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

he said that homosexuals adopting children is a form of discrimination against children.


i dont understand this.

EVOLghost 03.13.2013 06:23 PM

I'm still waiting on Lays to tell us which flavor they're going to add....seriously I need that Siracha flavor...

!@#$%! 03.13.2013 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost
I'm still waiting on Lays to tell us which flavor they're going to add....


"che papa"

Severian 03.13.2013 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
well at least he's a jesuit and not a member of a more retarded order

fingers crossed that he stops the advance of the opus dei


Wow... I'm glad we're both paranoid about Internet relationships, because We have a Hell of a lot in common.

dead_battery 03.13.2013 09:26 PM

this cannibal pedo cult needs to be shut down.

they worship a crucified arab guy from 2 millenia ago, they believe that a magical sky lord ordained his crucifixion and they eat what they believe to be his body and drink what they believe to be his blood in ceremonies. they abuse kids and cover it up, crusade against science, liberalism and perpetuate mass death through superstitious phobias of contraceptives. they are one big ponzi scheme, involved in money laundering, tax avoidance and some seriously dodgy financial crap that is going to come out soon.

you can dress your corruption, money grubbing, child abuse and religious psychosis up in theocratic pomp and procedure but it still stinks like shit and belongs in hell.

fuck them all and all their snivelling apologists.

dead_battery 03.13.2013 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
Born in INDIA, raised in Argentina.

he said that homosexuals adopting children is a form of discrimination against children. I guess he feels that being an orphan is not too discriminatory.


listening to the advice of the catholic church on child welfare is like consulting hitler for a kosher recipe book.

LifeDistortion 03.14.2013 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by h8kurdt
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.



Does the pope have any authority, or is he just a figurehead? God save the pope.

Nefeli 03.14.2013 03:10 AM

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twinsies!!


i googled for more images of him, because this one made me think that there has been a weird pattern, at least with those 2 last Popes; smth in their eyes is very wrong.

this is better

 

demonrail666 03.14.2013 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
Interesting that the largest remaining group of Roman Catholics is Hispanic, and they need a spanish speaker to keep the money flowing to the Vatican!


Which means even the Vatican could teach the Republican party a thing or two about responding to shifting demographics.

Rob Instigator 03.14.2013 07:57 AM

Zing!

dead_battery 03.14.2013 09:45 AM

what's more fun than nailing jesus to the cross?

waiting three days and nailing him back on again

ZING!

!@#$%! 03.14.2013 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by dead_battery
what's more fun than nailing jesus to the cross?

waiting three days and nailing him back on again

ZING!


the smell though

would be shit

in any case. the pope's election is about politics. e.g.: will he proselytize against condoms in the age of HIV. will be appoint right-wing opus dei bastards who cooperate with tyrants, or will he side with "the poor" and liberation theology jesuits. will he help prosecute child fuckers or hide them from justice. that kind of thing.

Rob Instigator 03.14.2013 11:45 AM

the church will never prosecute child fuckers, because they treat it as a "sin" to be mitigated through the church hierarchy, and forgiven through confession, and "therapy."

!@#$%! 03.14.2013 11:59 AM

true! they hide and transfer them.

anyway look here:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013...teen-key-facts

good signs:

1) trained as a chemist = believes in science (it's a jesuit thing)

2) thinks condoms "can be permissible"

3) no evident signs of greed

4) is okay baptising bastards

bad signs:

1) he's the pope, for fucks sakes

2) conservative on church doctrine

3) "adoption by homosexuals is a form of discrimination against children" -- ayayay!

4) argentina now has maradona AND the pope!

Rob Instigator 03.14.2013 12:58 PM

The Hand of God has now joined the Peter/Penis/rockcock of God.

h8kurdt 03.14.2013 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Which means even the Vatican could teach the Republican party a thing or two about responding to shifting demographics.


As much as it pains me to defend a republican...

 

Rob Instigator 03.14.2013 01:44 PM

Jeb Bush, son of George Bush, and brother to Dubya Bush, has a couple of kids with his mexican wife. One of them is running for Florida state comptroller or some such position. Back in the day, his grandfather, when asked by a reporter which kids in a group were his grandkids, referred to George P. Bush and his sister as "the little brown ones."

 

h8kurdt 03.14.2013 01:46 PM

Brilliant.

Rob Instigator 03.14.2013 01:48 PM

Both Jeb Bush and his wife are active Catholics, which is interesting.

his parents, George and Barbara Bush are Episcopalians, and attend church at the church my wife works at here in Houston.

George Dubya Bush and his wife are evangelical christians, of the Billy Graham/Southern baptist persuasion.

I bet there are some good arguments at family functions between them all!

Rob Instigator 03.14.2013 03:42 PM

Pope Francis has only one lung

!@#$%! 03.14.2013 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by h8kurdt
As much as it pains me to defend a republican...

 


that mouth-licking pervert? por favor!!
watch that link^^^

pure tokenism.

watch also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh3cXTyS0ZE

anyway...

 

Rob Instigator 03.14.2013 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by h8kurdt
As much as it pains me to defend a republican...


 



His toupee'/comb-over is perfection

dead_battery 03.16.2013 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
Both Jeb Bush and his wife are active Catholics, which is interesting.

his parents, George and Barbara Bush are Episcopalians, and attend church at the church my wife works at here in Houston.

George Dubya Bush and his wife are evangelical christians, of the Billy Graham/Southern baptist persuasion.

I bet there are some good arguments at family functions between them all!



so jeb belongs to the pedo cannibal vampire cult

poppy hangs out with carter pewterschmidt in newport

and dubya is a cowboy hat wearin' fundie dipshit.

i really doubt any of these fucking geniuses have ecumenical discussions at the dinner table.

dead_battery 03.16.2013 11:56 AM

but really im just bumping this to see if anyone wants to defend catholicism. come at me bros.

krischanski 03.16.2013 02:59 PM

 

keep poppin pimples 03.16.2013 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dead_battery
but really im just bumping this to see if anyone wants to defend catholicism. come at me bros.



you're already annoying and nobody has even tried to counter yr obvious point yet. it doesn't seem like you need actual replies to say the same shit over and over so who cares whether or not somebody actually defends it

dead_battery 03.16.2013 04:02 PM

sorry bro i'll make sure i have your permission next time i post


 


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keep poppin pimples 03.16.2013 04:04 PM

i didn't say you need my permission, i'm saying you're boring and predictable, pretty big difference.

dead_battery 03.16.2013 04:05 PM

you can predict my posts before i make them? great scott! sorry again for disappointing you lol i just can't get anything right i suck lol ooll please continyue posts like this to point out were i go wrong thanks liol

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