Omg My Friday Night!
 

Last friday hayden and me and a few other people were getting drunk and Hayden got wasted.

The button fell off of his pants so he was trying to take a piss outside and Mr.Alcoholic kept walking around with his pants at his thighs. Showing off his blue boxers (He calls them boxers, they looked like blue whitie tightys to me and I was fairly sober) to anyone who cared to look his way.

And he walked all the way from SAs parking lot to SAs bathroom like that.


He puked 5 or 6 times.

You would not believe the dumb shit he was saying.

He is a funny kid, though. All of you should've been there.

Eat me. I'm bored.

Our Hayden?

Yeah.

Thats the whole reason I posted it.

He was piss drunk and it was fucking hilarious. I had to babysit him through most the night though.

you met hayden already?

Not sure if that was a sarcastic comment or not ALEIN, but Im assuming Better Than You and Hayden knew eachother outside of this forum because they're from the same area

ooh ok, hah silly me. Is having red hair the only way to get into their town? :P

WELCOME


Praise him, redheaded devil children.


Don't forget, if we catch you selling meth, we'll take your hot car and use it for a prop in our ineffective D.A.R.E. program.

Why, yes. I was piss fucking drunk.

Drone, you hit Willmar pretty much spot on.

Oh, and they were boxer-briefs. You're wrong, ema. FACE IT.

great
i can sleep at night now.

really fishmonkey???

yeah, my life is fuckin complete now.

Why do i keep on thinking that this Better_Than_You business might be Hayden in disguise?

yeah i think so too...


i'm gonna create "fishdonkey" its an adaptation of Fishmonkey where i can come online and go OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG..... define me define me love me love me.....

guess what Fishdonkey done last nite Dorkmarras... guess... have a guess go on......go on guess.....

*rolls eyes*

Because you're a paranoid fuck.

We call the non-red heads "cunts" or "mexicans", and we burn them when they're born.

You see?The temper is starting to show.Haydenette anyone?

Hello Haydenette!

ha ha!
busted.

It is possible for people on this forum to have friends outside this website.

I quickly outgrew any fascination with getting so drunk I had to puke. I think it took one time. Moderation in all things... except record collecting, of course.

I think I have seen one picture posted where these two were both present in the photograph.
Their mode of speech is a debased dialect found in outstate Minnesota, and shows the effects of Methamphetamine on the outlying region's population. This explains the similar tone and speaking style of their posts.

Though I like better the idea of Hayden and Betterthanthou being one and the same. Would explain how Better knew precisely how many times Hayden threw up and other intimate details, as well as why she's fascinated by such--and would explain why she thinks he's so funny (in other words, this is simply self-advertisement).

A+ post.

No, Ema and I are not the same person. We are, however, both outrageously awesome.

I see.

okay

you maybe; "she" on the other hand lacks... the required braincell count?

what an idiot, he cant even hold his alcohol and acts a fool in public
know yr limit, kid

Pot, meet kettle. You're black.

This coming from someone who can't spell, goes to porn conventions, and, blatantly, is fucking retarded.

Piss off.

Oh, !@#$%!, I love you. She's on a lot of medication at this time. I promise, she's fucking brilliant.

pot calling the kettle black?
when i drink i dont walk around with my pants down to my knees and i dont puke all over the place

good day to you, sir fagmo

p.s. i thought you were gone for good?

i guess hes back. with all the people gone to atp the board is less gayer

I never said that, cuntforbrains.

I was saying PKB regarding you calling me an idiot, idiot.

HEATHEN, BE GONE!
be gone, heathen!
be gone!

very well, i'll trust your word, but maybe you could keep her paws off the board until the electroshock treatment is completed?

She's almost out of pills. She'll be good then.

*rubs hands together*

You can't rub your hands together while you're typing.

I type with my feet.

Gross.