Who's black?
 

Looking at the "post a picture of yourself" thread i started to think that there are no black people on this board (maybe no black people in SY "fanbase" at all?). So, who's black on here?
Hope the thread title is not offensive and i beg people not to post racist jokes/sentences in here or I'll cry and maybe bad rep you,okay?
Oh, and keep in mind that most of the time i browse the net without images, maybe i "lost" some pictures....

val_holla_ing is black as far as I remember
the others, I'm not sure.

The real khchris is black, I seem to remember.

The fake one? Probably not.

This is a quandary. Flashback to 04 on the nurse tour,SY came to near by town and me and two of my friends went to see them. I sincerely believe my two friends were the only black people in an audience of 800-1000 people. Granted it was an ''art-rock'' show with the likes of Paul Westerberg, Pattis Smith, John Cale, and those hideous tunic folk, the Polyphonic Spree....so maybe that added to the already ''white'' tone of the event.

random homie?

i dont think anyone here is black, but some want to be.

What? Lou Reed is a boardie????

its porkmarras isnt it?

Porkmarras is Lou Reed? That explains a lot.

No, ageist.

All this because I revealed your true identity?

Fuckin' vegetable.

mathematician

^ What's she laughing at?

i'm black, but lou reed isn't. he wears black shades, though.

that's me as lou reed.

that picture makes me look 15.

Oh yes, I know that Lou Reed isn't black, but he does want to be. And he wants to have natural rhythmn, and shoot twenty feet of jism, amongst other things.

http://www.marcogiunco.com/Testi/001333_04.htm

You may be black, but are you really? Do you really feel black? I do. And that makes me much blacker than you.

Let's have a black-off! Hooray!

Looks like I was right, not many black boarders on here.... it's quite strange to me. Maybe it's all "White Kross" 's fault.
Oh, and i learned the word "quandary" thanks to this thread! Yay!

I'll beat you in a black-off anyday. The only person who feels blacker than me is probably SuchFriends but he feels like a Jamaican and everyone knows they don't count.

Yes, nicfit, you're right. We have a probable (val_holla_ing), and a definite (I'm certain that the real khchris is black), and the definite hardly ever posts any more.

I'm not expecting much of a black headcount at ATP either.

Blud, nah be cummin up wit' no backchat a me, gessme? Na dyam batty bwoy raasclaat' be comin' a steyal I-an'-I's blackman croon, heyar?

Herd dat, nukk.

ALSO, EyeballGrowth is black as far as I know.

i'm black and so is my wife.

"white kross" IS spelled with a "K", you know. KKK. Kramer. Kris Kross. all racist. just like sonic youth.

muppet....

assuming we ignore the fact that i AM black, i've been arrested twice, so i win by default. let's hear it for stereotypes!

and suchfriends is lame, therefor not associated with anything black.

Yeah I always had supsicons about Mortal Kombat too, they always Koniage, and Killing. And that's why Jax was such a shitty character.

You called?

Stereotypes, you say? I wear exceptionally large trousers. Because my knee grows (geddit?).

Additionally, I beat women.

sorry, i wasn't paying attention...too busy getting head from fat white women with bad ponytails.

fuck jax. johnny cage aryan supreme warrior all the way.

kikoman soy sauce is racist too.

We had a thread like this on the old board. It almost immediately deteriorated into a shouting match with a bunch of people calling the original poster a racist for even bringing it up for discussion.
For like 8 pages.

This is possibly the best put-down that I've read on this board in months.

I'm black.

I hadn't noticed. I'm blind to matters of race, I guess, in all my relations with others.

I nearly choked to death on my enormous blubbery lips lauging at that.

Hey val-holla,

I'm getting deeply into facing stereotypes but I think it's just cool when I see somebody involved in something that is not necessarily associated with his/her "race" or "culture". Like that, I was really happy when I got to meet one black fella in Baltimore in the store that I was working in, and we spent like 3 hours talking about bands like Shellac or Unwound.

And maybe it's because I'm from a country when out of 5 milion people maybe 200 are black.

for real?