singed Pavement cd to trade or whatever
 

Cleaning my shit out, I found a copy of Slanted and Enchanted signed by Steve West (funnily, the one Pavement album he didn't play on).

The singature is just some white markings. It isn't really at all ligible.

Anyhow, this item means little to me nowadays. I thought of trying to sell it on e-bay, but, first of all, there's no way to really prove it's his signature. I mean, he didn't give me a certificate of authenticity. Second, I'm not that greedy, and if someone really wants it, I'm not gonna bleed them.

So, anyone wanna trade something(s) for it? A small stack of live SY cdrs? A live DVD or something?

Again, it's just the regular compact disk with some white markings on it. But the fact that Steve West made those markings may interest someone here.

i'll give you my only son Ju Ju

Ju Ju, get your jacket your going away.

Take note, people, that this is a singed CD. Not a burned one. Just nearly burned.

I hope so, I was just about to offer a swap for my slightly charred Sebadoh CD.

Anyone interested in a lightly grilled Yo La Tengo?

fukc off

charmin!

Eligible as "Worst Thread Of The Month".

Feel free to help yourself to some baked copies of Out Of My Hair.On the the left you'll find some marinated Breeders,if you fancy some.

i prefer sauted talking heads myself.

was it singed on a griddle or open fire? because that makes a lot of difference to us purists...

i BBQ'd The Velvet Underground and Nico once. my jesus it was a lovely dish, grilled it for a while then with some cinnamon sticks on top... yum

yes

Oh, come on. It's only just hotting up.

Hang on a sec, i have bits of fennesz stuck on my teeth.

Boom boom!

I burnt my copy of White Light White Heat on a camping stove.

i have vanessa feltz stuck between the cheeks of my ass

You been sitting on her face again?

Oh come, you're just being silly now. Where's the bad cookery pun in that? Eh?

I think it was a reference to Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's latest book, River Cottage: How To Slaughter A Pig And Cook Every Bit of It, Including It's Ass.

Might be wrong.

Does that book really exist?

Of course. Accompanies the TV series of the same name.

Hey, Laila, how did you get sonicl's password?

[quote=Pookie]River Cottage: How To Slaughter A Pig And Cook Every Bit of It, Including It's Ass[/quote]

..."including 'it is' ass?"

poor guy needs an editor

haha
must just
be a typo in the post

flame-kissed

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to sonicl again.

i always thought the ass was the best bit of the pig...

Then this book's for you.

But I can't find it on amazon...

Will you buy it for me for Christmas *winning smile*

Come on Pookie, how can you resist that?

Quote from Hugh:

"Not everyone is happy to walk home with a pig's anus in their shopping. I'm proud to be someone who is. I consider myself to be part of a movement to resist the final demise of offal from British cookery."

excuse me, Vanessa Feltz is actually a pun for "drogba's dodgy ankle" which is lovely on some cheesy toast on sunday about 16:00 hours..... tick tock tick tock....

I'm having sausages and beans for my dinner. Out of a can....

That's probably anuses and eyelids. YUM YUM YUM.

You can't just claim to have a winning smile and hope that's enough. If I haven't seen it...

*Sly smile and devilish good looks...*

ok i'm sorry in advance for this backlash...

Steady on, I nearly choked on a stir-fried Mudhoney bootleg then!

Is that a picture? I don't seem to be able to see pictures at work anymore. There's just a white dot. Or is it a picture of a white dot?

It is a wonderful picture

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ahup/smile.jpg

I'm off home now. Have a very pleasant evening, one and all. Except Fishmonkey, who I hope finds he has a hole in the sole of his shoe.

haha!
sorry man.