What should a fat queen wear for a night out?
 

If there are any potential Trinny and Susannahs ou there,please help.I just realized that i own only two plain shirts but many a stripey top.Trouserswise i only wear distressed looking denim and my shoes consist of ever more distressed trainers.I'll take anything into consideration.

what???

sports casual

If the stripes go vertically, you're OK. Horizontal- no way.

you should know best of all.

if only they could make vertical stripes in all black.

and what are trinny and sussanahs?

Horizontal stripes on shirts are for fashion retards.God knows how i came to own so many vertically striped shirts.

you became interested in american football, maybe?

they;re these english women who tell people how to dress.

oooh.... i learned something new today...

Please!

i'm one big queen
no one can stop me

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Yeah,you tell me.After watching the video for The Fall's 'LA' i thought i might try the look Brix Smith sports in it but ,somehow, i feel like i wouldn't be able to pull it off.

I'm actually wearing a black shirt with black vertical stripes right now.

haha

hahaha

 

its a look that says 'i'm in charge'.

wear this porkie

I'd love to but i aint got the body for that.Right,this is what made the final cut:
Trousers - a pair of distressed looking gap jeans
Shoes - Brown All Stars
Shirt - a lightly couloured check shirt(very indie of me)
On top of the shirt i'm wearing a grey waistcoat with a spacemen 3 badge on it.
My coat is long,slightly military style and black.

Shoreditch twat!

A Shoreditch twat yesterday:

well porkie if the body does not allow maybe you can manage this:

I see Bansky figures on there too.
http://www.333mother.com/twat/twat.pdf

That's what i'm aiming at,my friend,one day.............