150 days until my birthday
 

better make your shopping lists now.

If only you were porkmarras..........

what kind of implications are you two attempting to make?

23 days till mine, sweetheart.

That you are a cabbage patch doll, duh.

i'll mail you a check for 15 cents.

I wish people were a bit more like me.I'm such a good thing for this world.

would it be socially inappropriate of me to start projectile vomiting all over the place?

You can do as you please sweetheart.Still..........

is that your royalty check for being a Courtney look-alike?

Apparently she's intelligent,like.

yeah. i'd be getting a dollar if i had blonde hair.

what makes you come to that conclusion?

Sarcasm wasted porkmarras.

what can i say. it's a gift.

are you even old enough to have a cheque book?

disregarding the fact that i was kidding, i have a bank account. i don't do checks, however.

Complicated.

it's a pretty heavy topic. i don't like discussing it much.

ok, well i accept paypal then. also that way i don't have to give you my address.

not that i would use that information to my advantage or anything.

i choose to remain skeptical

do you know how much that shit actually costs?

 

3 BOXES OF NICODERM CQ STEP 3 WITH 14 PATCHES

15 dollars

Knowing my freind wont die from lung cancer.---Priceless

try again.

http://www.walgreens.com/store/produ...62&id=prod5562

haha. and they're out of stock.

nicotene patches are silly because you're still addicted. hole yourself up for three days and don't smoke is the best way.

184 days till mine...

And it's better to keep smoking.

Here's some P0RN for my homies in teh house

http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/wasteof...ons/index.html

ONION PORN

It's actually P0RN with a zero

You're so full of yourself.

Of course, if anyone seriously calls people on their bullshit, they'll maintain that "it's all a joke."

And, the funny thing is, that of all people here, I'm the person that sometimes has people writing about me that I'm full of myself or that I'm being pretentious.

Seriously, every single board member here should start a dopey (however many) "x Days Until My Birthday" thread to send a message to the creeps.

i'm sorry i'm not up to your standards.

oh wait. i'm way above everyone's standards.

Not mine,doll.i've created you.

you don't create ME. i AM me.

not to mention that you don't even account for 3/5 of a person.

Hmmm.....if you say so......