I am SOOO glad the forum is back y'all!!
 

Went it went away I was like OH NO! I couldn't even sleep last night. I was thinking "what if we can't ever post, EVER again oh no!" Boy was I relieved today, whew!! Now balance has been restored to the universe and everything. WOW. And you know what? RATHER RIPPED FUCKIN RULEZ AND STUFF!!!!!

Love,
Daycare Nation

I smell stale bread. Let's make croutons.

yummy! then we can have SALAD.

The original photo here was a pet rabbit eating salad, but it was copyrighted, so this is the best I can do:

Check out the lightning bolt cover song. It's a new style of music coming out of weird abandoned art galleries in Boston, called Skronk music which is like insane punk, simplistic sort of gamma metal. Dom and Chris are gonna do a cover at the beginning of the gig tonight, of one of the bands that does that.

what was that daycare?

I am?

SALAD!

I'll make you some.

Which song is the lightning bolt cover? I heard "if she broke a nail"--it was cute-sounding.

did you bring enough for everybody?

No dressing please.

Yeah, man. SKRONK it up.

I'm sorry to tell you this, but I fucking hate salad.

Well fuck! What do you want? It was you who suggested croutons, you know.

Ill Toss Your Salad Baby.

I'll have a Samuel Jackson.

If you're into that sort of thing.

Oh yeah. Nothing I love more than licking a sickly sweet puckery butt hole.

Cantankerous has enough to go around for everyone....right?

my ass is made of cheese, remember?

*munch, munch*

Nevermind. I'm not gay.

Who said you were gay?

Licking the same butt you're licking is pretty gay dude.

I was saying nevermind to Lilyan.

You can lick her butt all you want.

Licking the same butt I'm licking would not be perceived as gay, if the ass being licked is female. It might be perceived as bisexual, but only if you wanted to do me. You might be gay if I were licking her ass and you were licking mine.

fuck you guys. you guys tihnk ur so cool with your little ironic banter about eating crack but you fuckers are all mother FUCKERS ok

haha!! best post ever

an astute observation. that's a gold star for you.

Ass sex in general is just plain gross. No matter if yr gay or straight. The butthole is off limits!