thread where dave is still not dead and waits patiently for phoenix to post her boobs
 

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i'm kinda good at waiting

this is the type of thread that makes me feel lucky and important.

more crying please!!!

oh god mooooorree

ok I just came. at the Mexican restaurant. thinking about Dave crying.

ooooohh uunngngh. oh god againnnnn

I will say, with no reservations, that I want to see any and all boobies from attractive women.

So let's expand this thread with an open invitation to all the attractive females here (which I think it pretty much all of 'em?)

POST yr BOOBIEs!

Hmm, is that gucamole?

there was a pic taken of me last night. crying. not a joke. will post when i see it.

¡leche de pito!

¿quieres?

Hey, guys, how are things?

nevermind sitting and waiting for them you have to go out and earn your tits son. now get off the couch and go.

funny you say that. i was just at the gym, and this pot-bellied old woman was wearing a white top that was absolutely transparent. so i learned my lesson, came home, puked my lunch, and am once again waiting for phoenix to deliver.

This is my favourite motivational. I feel bad for using it here.

just some quick pics to break the anticipation:

redemption.....

I HATE YOU ALL.

WELL, I DON'T HATE GLICE, BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF I SAY THAT 'IN PUBLIC'.

I believe you meant 'in drublic.'

technically, this tit belongs to phoenix:




ps: I don't hate amerikkkangawd either, and I have no problem saying that anywhere.

God damn thats hawt

you like what you see?

I can feel yr lusty eyes burning up my death-scars

I think that this would also be the best place to post the fact that this is the first time in a month that I am wearing pants.

true story.

fap fap

wtf is going on

Trust me dave you don't want no part in this shit

phoenix is busy. I thought that I'd do you a favor and post one of [technically] 'her' boobs before I left the house.

you don't like what you see?

what if I finger my death-scar like this..... uhnnngghggngngngnggngngnggn oooooooo yeah unnnnnnngh

like it now?

That's the second time you've made me cry with tears of joy today :*).

i like the nipple, and bikini girl picture... its the armpit which is preventing my ejaculate from flowing

I liked both

I already posted my boobs for the week, you missed it?

yes. how long were they up?you have to leave them up for a certain number of days. equal to your post count. so as of right now... 231 days

come on phoenix, you're my irc bro

/join #phoenixporn

on twitter?

considering that Aguacate is from the Nahautl word for "testicles" i would imagine so.


yes. but thats ok, posting sexual pictures on the internet is for middle school kids anyways, perhaps we could get a drink somewhere instead ;)

now i *really* feel sorry for poor phoenix!

about which part, my stitches, my death-scar or the fact that I don't shave my armpits?

I know, poor phoenix, really is getting the raw-end of the deal here...her tits are much better.

:(:(:(

did you get a mastectomy?

did you have a tiny lazer ray gun inserted under yr nipple?