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demonrail666 03.30.2010 08:40 PM

Who Should Direct Neuromancer Movie?
 
If Neuromancer is ever turned into a movie, who do you think would do the best job of directing it?

terminal pharmacy 03.30.2010 08:59 PM

cronenberg

oss 03.30.2010 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by terminal pharmacy
cronenberg


QFT

ann ashtray 03.30.2010 09:05 PM

Ridley Scott

Dead-Air 03.30.2010 11:25 PM

Linkletter did surprisingly well with A Scanner Darkly, so I'd let him do it. Funny that when it finally comes out, whoever does it, people will say it's a Matrix rip off!

davenotdead 03.30.2010 11:29 PM

cronenberg and linkletter are good picks...

john hillcoat is the only other name i think would fit

static-harmony 03.30.2010 11:35 PM

I have yet read this. Imma start on it soon.

atsonicpark 03.30.2010 11:36 PM

Andrzej Zulawski

Silent Dan Speaks 03.31.2010 01:12 AM

Well, the Wachowskis basically already made it once, so why not let them do it again?

Tokolosh 03.31.2010 03:09 AM

Chris Cunningham should pull his finger out of his arse and finish what he started with Gibson.

nicfit 03.31.2010 03:27 AM

Hanneke.

Toilet & Bowels 03.31.2010 04:53 AM

Michael Bay, the most american director of all time

shabbray2.0 03.31.2010 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ann ashtray
Ridley Scott


I second that!

tesla69 03.31.2010 09:41 AM

it would be stupid to film this movie now, its dated and probably been done better already - the Matrix obviously, or Lawnmower man.

Film Rucker's Software or Wetware - they have some imagination in them that hasn't been exploited by the Spectacle.

Derek 03.31.2010 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by terminal pharmacy
cronenberg

I came in here to say Cronenberg.

Count Mecha 03.31.2010 11:00 AM

Admittedly I have not read Neuromancer, furthermore I haven't read any William Gibson, though my library has Pattern Recognition. So perhaps I'll check that one out sometime.

But I sure love that episode he wrote for the X-Files: Killswitch. That was a great one.

davenotdead 03.31.2010 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
Michael Bay, the most american director of all time


and Guy Ritchie is the most british director of all time

terminal pharmacy 03.31.2010 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by oss
QFT


qft?

!@#$%! 03.31.2010 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
and Guy Ritchie is the most british director of all time


haa haa haa ha

--

but cronenberg, of course!

riddley scott: fuck him
linklater: meh!
the other one: pfftt!

Keeping It Simple 03.31.2010 04:12 PM

Either Russ Meyer or Roger Corman.

!@#$%! 03.31.2010 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
Either Russ Meyer


he's dead, you stupid

but yea, it would have been great-- molly would have humongous tits

Keeping It Simple 03.31.2010 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
he's dead, you stupid

but yea, it would have been great-- molly would have humongous tits


Looks like it's Roger Corman then.

verme (prevaricator) 03.31.2010 04:27 PM

[quote=Toilet & Bowels]michael bay/QUOTE]
most likely to happen.
ha

demonrail666 03.31.2010 06:25 PM

Cronenberg in collaboration with James Cameron.

!@#$%! 03.31.2010 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Cronenberg in collaboration with James Cameron.


actually, strange days wasn't so horrid-- maybe cuz of juliette lewis-- but cameron wrote that-- go figure!

fuck cameron, hire his special effects people, and it's done.

cronenberg would really give us interesting characters-- as usual.

pbradley 03.31.2010 06:55 PM

I can't imagine any director pulling this film off. Cyberspace is too 80's arcade, more like Tron than the Matrix.

I'd rather someone produce a decent Neuromancer video game, I'm thinking Heavy Rain meets Rez, than a movie.

Toilet & Bowels 03.31.2010 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
and Guy Ritchie is the most british director of all time


he's more like the english version of hollywood

terminal pharmacy 03.31.2010 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
actually, strange days wasn't so horrid-- maybe cuz of juliette lewis-- but cameron wrote that-- go figure!

fuck cameron, hire his special effects people, and it's done.

cronenberg would really give us interesting characters-- as usual.


camerons sfx people are peter jacksons company weta

GeneticKiss 04.01.2010 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by pbradley
I can't imagine any director pulling this film off. Cyberspace is too 80's arcade, more like Tron than the Matrix.

I'd rather someone produce a decent Neuromancer video game, I'm thinking Heavy Rain meets Rez, than a movie.


Hell yes, and make it for the Wii and PS3 only...cyberspace needs motion control...

automatic bzooty 04.04.2010 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
Michael Bay, the most american director of all time

i hope not

i don't even want to live in a world where bay is allowed to make a neuromancer film. i mean i'm already having a hard enough time co-existing in a society that lets that fucker make movies in the first place, but... fuck fuck fuck

floatingslowly 05.20.2011 07:14 AM

^^^ I just read that as "low budget flop".

tesla69 05.20.2011 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by pbradley
I can't imagine any director pulling this film off. Cyberspace is too 80's arcade, more like Tron than the Matrix. .


you go it right there man, Ribofunk would be much more relevent for our times.

floatingslowly 05.20.2011 08:20 AM

ok I'll admit it. I accidentally ginger snaps. :(

GeneticKiss 05.20.2011 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by GeneticKiss
Hell yes, and make it for the Wii and PS3 only...cyberspace needs motion control...


I take this back 1000+ times

Motion control was never a good idea

Glice 05.20.2011 01:32 PM

In answer to the original question, did anyone say me? I'm nipping out in 5 minutes, but if the financiers do want to give me a call, I'll be available in a bit. I don't know what a Neuromancer is but I'll give it a fair crack.

floatingslowly 05.20.2011 01:57 PM

it's exactly like a Wintermute, but less of an Anti-Turingist.

Glice 05.20.2011 02:19 PM

Those aren't real words, goth.

floatingslowly 05.20.2011 02:31 PM

tell me what you know about Kuang Grade / Mark XI counter-ICE.

Glice 05.20.2011 03:19 PM

You said:

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
tell me what you know about Kuang Grade / Mark XI counter-ICE.


I heard:

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
Perhaps if I babble enough, this inexplicable life where I don't die a virgin in my mother's basement under an avalanche of shit coding and pizza boxes won't come crashing down around me


floatingslowly 05.20.2011 03:39 PM

thankfully, I roll 20's and barring any critical hits by your vorpal sword, I'll make my armor save quite easily (elven enchanted mithril chain ftw).

you know what I'd like to see? a Battletech movie. circa 3030, post fourth succession war featuring House Kurita's ComStar-Star League BattleMechs versus a disenfranchised Wolf's Dragoons or maybe, Clan Ghost Bear!!!


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