out of curiosity...
 

i'm thinking about having a threesome (a Ménage à trois if you prefer) with jesus. who's in?

oh, the controversy.

you're telling me, but it's gonna be HOT.

his father, i'm sure.

he's a little bird.

behold the old-skool 13" CRT in the background. most ancient.

anyway, here's my contribution

hahahahaha. most exceptional, symbol guy.

(i hope you noticed the blond that was giving jesus head)

i had problems in high school for making certain sexy drawnings of jesus.
never again.

i will give you a big fat 5 dollar bill if you will share the drawings.

they made me shread them to pieces :( fascists

blasphemy. i guarantee jesus likes being desirable.

what can i do to make it better?

yeah isnt that why he redesigned himself all blonde and blue-eyed?

he's like a porn star.

because people pay more attention to me when i pretend to be a girl?

jesus had a big ego.. and would be too busy to ever spend any time getting down. I would prefer moses I think. He was a lot more badass, and probably smarter. Soooo much free time to run off for a little lovin' on that long walk.

don't you just wanna drag your nails down moses' chest, phoenix?

I'm actually not a scratcher :o

and besides, in the desert, I wouldn't want him to get an infection or attract the vultures... WHO WOULD LEAD THE WAY IF HE WERE GONE? I dont think they had first aid kits back then. :(

Jesus was clearly smart. He got rich people to drop everything and follow him...not an easy task.

I'm sure he'd be OK in bed, missionary positions for all the missionaries?

Moses loved burning some bush though. Or was that someone else?

jesus got busted, he can't have been that awesome. Moses made a run for it and lived for a long time.

lol yes moses discovered the burning bush ^^ rawr.

please don't do that. people will believe you.

that said, who's your third party? it ain't me, babe. it ain't me.

I have my own messianic complex to deal with.

I can't find the thread, but

as if. you're just trying to get me in (more) trouble! :mad:

edit: @ verme

But, didn't Jesus predict he'd get busted? I mean, he had ample opportunity to leave the scene + didn't.

now there is evil laughter echoing through my house.

it ain't me. :(

exactly. ignoring yr psi abilities is certainly not using yr smarts!!!

But, he felt as if it was in his destiny. He wanted it to happen. Surely this says something. . .

destiny is for pussies.

phoenix... you might be the only one here who can distinguish between me and the man.

:)

A simple smiley response is apparently too short.

^ only when they don't contain words

flots posts are usually the ones with the extra words (a, the, of, in ) or spelling errs.

beware, children. I'm married to a Hand of Shiva.

I love extra words, can't spell for shit and will rarely ask personal questions.

grimgun says that asking people personal questions helps you make friends.

I'm good with the friends I have, and in fact, recently went through a culling.

I also hit return a lot. I've learned that 90% of people never get past the first line. I'm more clever than they are. most of my posts are senseless without a high-grade cypher. I'm broken

I & I love the letter I.

love it.

good job. who wants to deal with those fucking people. an absolute time suck.

fucking cunting shit. I quoted verme and ended up with a blank spot. :(

my response was "all threads are made to be" and "for what it's worth, I like to think of you as one of them".

especially when they bring their idiotic sex partners. I would be less cold if they hadn't also brought a rig full.

jesus is already having a permanent threesome with his dad and that holy ghost

I respect Jesus, but I'm down for a go with Lucifer. Talk about hawt.

jesus has problems with the reach around. think about it.

Who's the other person? It all depends on that.

it has to be a stranger otherwise things get weird.