for atsonicpark, swa(y), dead-air, deaddiscodildo, etc
 

using your hand, reach down past your navel, and locate your penis [don't worry adam, you don't have to stroke it].

once you have located it [assuming it is still there] , push it to one side or the other [the option, and the power, is yours].

and once you have done that, feel the area behind the penis. you should feel a membranous sac-like object. and that object should contain two spherical objects within it. like a small plastic bag holds two boiled peanuts.

just double check that it is there, and then go on with your day.

this message brought to you by davenotdead. a guy who is coherent and not pussy-whipped.

yr welcome

lol

why so sensitive sway?

i was actually trying to help/ albeit in a douchebag way. but still, thought that counts.

and i don't need to come to macon, dude. you've made it known how skinny/weightless you are, i've got like 40-50 pounds on you

and i don't like dealing with bullshit, which means i usually just go for the ko

how can i when every other thread is one of you guys crying through your vaginas?

at least adam's is apparently over now. i'm pretty glad because another post about zoloft and his penis was going to make me angry

fratfight

hahaha.

i'm probably the least frat-like dude on here

i'm just sad that this place has lost its luster. it resembles the incubus board i used to visit when i was 17 [i may have liked their music back then, but i could never tolerate the other fans]

stfu, ladies.

try pornbb, I guess lots of users regularly reach for their cocks as you suggested.

this was supposed to be a humorous thread about how this place sucks.


can't even do that right.

this place really bores me right now

what time is it there?

4am. g'night

ah.
ok.
At 4am you think about other guy's cocks?
I'd be worried.

ha ha.
kiddin'.
I get what you were trying to do, but it's indeed kind of a failure.
Not that I could do any better...
'night.

nic, all i'm trying to say is that this place used to be more

than

ahaha
this thread got serious after 1 post

ill battle you dave for a twix

erm .... ??

t.h.c, ghotthat fuckin t.h.cccc

it's 4am. do you know where yr sac is?

lol'd.

dan, i will accept that fight. i don't have a twix to put up though. do you have one lying around?


swa(y), you're really grasping at straws dude. and i find it funny since you pick out my clothing. i don't dress like you and your fraternity of sonic youth fans in yr skinny jeans and skinny tees and chuck taylors. i also don't own more than one pair of khaki shorts and boat shoes, lol. not like i wear the same thing all the time dawg. my image is far less one-note than yours.

lol'd too effi'n hard for the library.



keep it up guys. This is entertaining.


Edit by guys I mean Dave and sway. too funny.

swa(y) is quite often a sensitive little bitch who deserves to be messed with. i doubt it'd be more fun in real life because for some reason i imagine him making this nasally whiny breathe-y sound when he gets upset.

thread's delivering.

everyone's got their biatch on

Hahahahahahhahahaha!
Awesome

This thread is funny. Why wasn't I included dave?

I nominate this thread for thread of the year

I've never really been a sensitive little bitch, which is why I am not happy with being a sensitive little bitch lately. If it makes you feel any better Dave, I laughed for a second.

It was kind of funny....


the funnier thing is listening to you two nancy drews talk about fighting eachother on the internet...


you know this shit always ends in school shootings....

everyone's too afraid to actually fight eachother with their fists in society...instead they just flip out and kill innocent ppl....cuz you know...that makes sense.

So I'm taking bets....


Do you think

A. Sway will come find Dave and shoot him
B. Dave will go to the closest campus and shoot ppl up?
C. Atsonicpark will cut his dick off, put it in his mouth, then have someone videotape him being punched in the stomach and a dick flying out of his mouth as result...and call it art.
or
D. when I finally get rid of mono, I can start getting laid again and get more pussy than all of you combined? (and still not be happy)

if I wasn't so sure you'd get excited at the prospect of locating your scrotum at the same time as swa(y), i might have. this thread is not for circle jerking. it is for men who use the sonic youth board to cry about vagina

C. Atsonicpark will cut his dick off, put it in his mouth, then have someone videotape him being punched in the stomach and a dick flying out of his mouth as result...and call it art.



THIS.

Oh then, nevermind carry on.

that was a good post. As for the options, I'm going with a combination of C and D. [55/45 % split].

a and b are interesting but inaccurate i think.

the closest campus to me is the art school covering much of downtown. i'm lazy, so that's a no-go [covers too much walking area].

and swa(y) has indicated he probably would rather fight with bitch slaps, scratching, biting, and maybe a broken beer bottle [as opposed to a gun]

Shoot those artfags, we don't need any more whining hipsters.

thanks actually. i was looking for a more appropriate term. but you know, it was late, and spherical was my fallback