My girlfriend just dumped me.
 

So I guess I have to reluctantly join the SYG "recently dumped club".

I don't know what to do. She was my best friend, and other than her, I really only have one person that I can truly call my friend.

She had previously dumped me around the same exact time last year (maybe around half a month earlier or so). The previous breakup was definitely rougher, and yet we managed to get back together in January. This time around, she felt that it was coming, and after 2 pointless fights we got into this weekend, she decided to call it quits. However, she says that she still loves me, and isn't sure if she's making the right decision, but feels that it has to be done. So, i guess there's still hope.

I know that I should just give her space, and hope for the best. But I'm left to mope in my bedroom, drink PBR, smoke a dime's worth of brown regs, and mope some more. I have $0.00, my friend isn't answering his phone, and no gas in my tank. Life sucks, and I can't even do anything about it.

i'm sorry for you. hopefully things work out in the end.

don't smoke regs! it will just make it worse.

but seriously, i'm really sorry! i hope things start to turn around.

Luckily, my friend just called back and is on his way to help take my mind off things. I just remembered, she was my lead actress, and SFX artist in my next short film for school. *sigh* I doubt I'll even be able to afford what I need to make this effects-driven piece, myself. New lead, or not.



That's all my poor ass could afford.

sucks

The drunker, and higher I get, the more ambitious I am about starting things over for myself. If only I knew how to meet people (who don't suck) IRL.

the only way is up.

you'll look back in 6 months and laugh.

***beaming psychic good-times***

That really makes things ten times shittier.

I'm sorry.

Your psychic good times are making my testes tingle.

sorry brother.

Damn, I can't believe it. I am so, so sorry.

your first problem is....you live in Michigan. ok ok just messin'. Hopefully you'll get over it.

Assuming that as I'm writing this very sentence wolves aren't gnawing the meat off of your legs, you'll be fine.

If wolves have taken away your ability to walk (plus your delicious leg meats), then I am way sorry bro.

sorry bby. it sucks. believe me. i know.
all good things must come to an end. go make her jealous.

Yeah, go walk past her as someone who has not fallen victim to wolves. Many Canadians cannot do that. Show her just how Canadian you aren't.

Sorry to hear that man.

I have no advice man, except, maybe try listening to Motorhead. If Lemmy can get laid, there is hope for the rest of us idiots, and one particular chick can't really matter, eh? Best friends don't really dump us, hard lesson though that is.

sorry man, I found out tonight that maybe my ex wasn't all I thought she was. Who knows..

You mean you found a new altar to worship at.

hahaha. I love you dead-air.

 

jokes aside, I know this can be hard times, but I doubt sitting on your ass smoking and posting on the netz will make her regret her decision, eh...show her what she's missing, rather than what she wouldn't miss at all.
Be cool, stay strong.

fuckit, time to get shitfaced



"Caution, extremely flammable. Handle with care."-- sounds perfect

this is gonna sound harsh, but you are still in school, relationships at that age are dime a dozen... i'm just gonna have to say toughen up

but i'm also sorry for you current state of feeling

when i had the same thing happen to me a couple of years ago, i stopped posting apart from the time between i woke up and i started drinking again. Which wasnt a big window. Please feel free to use any of us as a punchbag if it stops you going out and getting arrested later.

I wouldn't say so. I'm an extremely introverted person who's already graduat.....errrr dropped out of High School...and am now attending the evening sessions of a film school with absolutely no females under the age of 40. Unless I develop a serious MILF fetish, I'd say my position grants just as much anxiety as any other breakup.

get a MILF. she'll teach you shit little women can't and will leave you ready afterwards. a good MILF is gold when you're inexperienced and goofy and clueless. not saying that you are-- ha! but milfs are the great initiators into all manner of good shit

and read this maybe to kickstart your fetish, ha ha ha

Dude you better be elbow-deep in MILVES right now.

everyone loves a milf.

no one likes a filf.

saw a rly hot milf last week,

she was like 23-28, and had like a 4-5 yo boy.

MILF = proven fertility

Which is arousing.

who was that dood who posted here who was goin' out with a cougar?

not really

it's mostly the bigger tits.

I will trust my penis more as to what is or is not really arousing than some girl on the internet, thanks.

Also, older women know the best wines and have the money to buy them.

fertility scares me

That's because you are a young woman. The consequences for you are dire. As a young heterosexual man, I have the biological desire to spread the seed with no regard to consequence. Full steam ahead.

and what is more arousing than fear? If you're scared of what might happen, it's sooo hard to stop.

You have a kid. Your biological clock has been set back an hour.

I have a kid I'm raising, another that's been adopted, and know of at least one abortion I caused. My biological clock is a timebomb. I've even been careful most of the time...