what fraction of gay are you?
 

what we know so far:

girlgun = 1/3rd gay
davenotdead = 1/6th gay
floatingslowly = 1/9th gay

you can only make it official if its in this thread. [also thread for synth to gauge his odds with everyone]

I'm about 1/2 gay. Probably closer to 3/8ths. Or something, I dunno.

predictions:

swa(y) = 7/10ths gay
t & b = 2/5ths gay
melly = 11/10ths gay

it might be easier to refer to this:

i only understand fractions

wut r fractinz.

If I like anal sex, but exclusively with females.... does that still make me a % gay? Is there some deep rooted gay-sex fetish buried in the closet somewhere there?

davenotdead/terriblecrayonz + (conrad/nefeli ≈ satan/atsonicpark)πˆ = porkmarras

yeah i'd say yr about 3/7ths gay

if I get referred to as "Ma'am" on random phone calls about 1/20th of the time.... does that make me 1/20th gay? 5% ?

inb4 some dude coming in here claiming he only likes the poon and would never touch a peen because that's totally gay and gay is so gross when you're a macho man and in fact he can't even touch his own peen cause that makes him feel gay for himself so etc etc

but the thought of ball-sacks under the action repulses me... this can't be true! This logic is bonk, please tell me it can't be true!!!

no, but i'll have to add that 1/20th to yr 3/7th.

so lets see, i have to find the LCD, which would be 140.

so 7/140 + 60/140 = 67/140 . pretty sure it can't be simplified any farther.

so freschchops = 67/140ths gay [official scoring]

i'm roughly 7/22 gay...

damn, we're getting into some failry specific fractions of gay.


predictions:

synth ~ 12/7ths gay

hayden ~ 17/7ths gay

prediction: crypto -50/87ths gay

yes, that's a negative.

Damn, that's so gay, that's straight back to hetro. That's like a 360 perversion.... so gay, you go back to hetro-sex just to fantasize about homo sex!

possibly, but crypto while listening/thinking/talking about grizzly bear

~~~~ 73/80ths gay [pretty damn close]

so gay str8 back to hetero would be an inverse right?

like 17/7 ˆπ (-1˚) ...?

all this talk about gay sex has got my head in a whirl.

means yr probably a bit gayer than you thought.

might have to bump yr 3/8ths to a 5/8ths.

hmm, I wouldn't go so far as to say 5/8ths. I think I'm gonna stick with my solid 1/2.


well, maybe. I dunno.


nah, you're probably right. 5/8ths.

dave, you should make this a poll.

if yr fighting hard to keep that extra 1/8ths str8... then its most likely you are that extra 1/8th.

its science

how would it work?

some people are very specific gay fractions though, there would never be enough options, and i don't want to be insensitive and try and pidgeonhole [lol] people's fractions of gay

of course, of course.

I wonder if it's easier for girls to be gay than guys.

just, do the poll as percentages. 10%, 20%, etc. and then make an "other: please specify" option?

but fractions > percentages

then do like

-less than 1/2 (specify)
-1/2
-greater than 1/2 (specify)

8000.762/17th

damn, maybe porky has a chance of toppling that

... less mathematical breakdowns: more hormonal confessions.

^^^ mmmmm.... nah, I feel nothing. I'm trying to get excited, but the pic does nothing. I'm convinced I couldn't be more than 1/20th

[edit] I'mma have to save that one for later though.... on the down low

I am 100% half gay. I like both.

don't quite get the thread.

how do you measure your fraction of gayness?

a couple of weeks ago a woman offered to pay me £500 to have sex with her husband and let her watch, i said no, but i was flattered because apparently there was no other guy she wanted to see her husband have sex with.

^ yeh, I wish this thread came with instructions.

i have unmistakingly homosexual body features. My anus sends mating signals to other gays the minute i enter a room. It's crap that i fail at reproducing.

based on numerology, take the first 3 letters of your name and divide by the number of letters in your surname. example : Tim Robinson is 15/8 .

[t= 2, i=9, m=4], and i'd probably add 1/20th for a yr story.

lcd is 40, so 15/8 • 5/5 and 1/20 • 2/2 = 75/40 + 2/40 = 77/40. tim is heaps gay [just an example for u t&b}

I am infinitely gay.

But which name do I use??

Seriously: legal, "street", avatar, or radio?

And what does a long history of filling both needs for bi-sexual female partners do to the scales?