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SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.23.2009 04:13 PM

Things You've Made Bongs Out Of...
 
what things have you made bongs out of?

I've made bongs out of:

20oz soda bottles
honey bottle
cans
a beer bottle
souvenir cups
generic thermos bottles
plastic animals
3 liter bottles
2 liter bottles
1 liter bottles

failed endeavors:

Milk jug (too large)
soap bottle (obvious reasons)
small wooden box (mis-shaped)

I make my bongs legit, gaskets and proper hardware, we used to use classic metal stems but as bongs got better at the shop, we started using glass pull-stem kits, and that makes home-made bongs of superior quality and flavor. my favorite was the 20oz bottle bongs, those were so low-pro, you could casually smoke in the yard as a youth and just cover the stem while holding the bottle like it was normal soda-pop when the neighbors/yo momma/the cops drove by..


 

(this ugly mofo is not my creation, just a google image search)

Satan 09.23.2009 04:16 PM

i made a waterfall out of a 2 liter bottle the other day

jon boy 09.23.2009 04:16 PM

prostitutes.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.23.2009 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
i made a waterfall out of a 2 liter bottle the other day

a water fall? whats that a gravity bong?




 


has anyone ever put a glass in the freezer and drank a joint? its tight!

you freeze a moistened glass, roll a joint, take out the frozen glass, blow the smoke into the glass and it sits there and you literally drink it.

gmku 09.23.2009 04:18 PM

I have an army surplus canteen filled with water in the fridge. Just in case. You know. For the day the nano armies come.

Rob Instigator 09.23.2009 04:21 PM

everytghing

pressure bongs out of 3 liter bottles or milk jugs are th best if you want to get 20 people anhihilated at a party

Satan 09.23.2009 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous
a water fall? whats that a gravity bong?




 


has anyone ever put a glass in the freezer and drank a joint? its tight!

you freeze a moistened glass, roll a joint, take out the frozen glass, blow the smoke into the glass and it sits there and you literally drink it.




a waterfall is essentially a gravity bong, the mechanics of it are a little different but the principle is the same

 




this shit fucks you UP.

Kloriel 09.23.2009 04:23 PM

i made a bong out of mitch hedberg jokes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IueXtzdC6kA

gmku 09.23.2009 04:27 PM

I decided not to smoke pot anymore about a year or so ago. I've sworn off the stuff.

automatic bzooty 09.23.2009 04:30 PM

yo dawg we heard you like bongs so we put a bong in yr bong so you can smoke while you smoke

deflinus 09.23.2009 04:30 PM

i crammed pot up my nostril and lit it up

jon boy 09.23.2009 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deflinus
i crammed pot up my nostril and lit it up


and and... dont leave us hanging.

pbradley 09.23.2009 04:36 PM

There's a reason I've never seen his photo posted on SYG.

Kloriel 09.23.2009 04:37 PM

i've made a bong out of pbradley's tuition bills!

deflinus 09.23.2009 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon boy
and and... dont leave us hanging.


and i got hurt and high at the same time

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.23.2009 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kloriel
i made a bong out of mitch hedberg jokes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IueXtzdC6kA


I bet that shit ripped!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kloriel
i've made a bong out of pbradley's tuition bills!


please, show me how? I got some of my own that should make a lovely 4 footer!

Kloriel 09.23.2009 04:38 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_ulk...eature=related

FreshChops 09.23.2009 04:41 PM

a 5 gallon bucket (contractors paint style) w/ large bowl in center, and 5 hoses feeding out of the bucket.... so 5 could smoke at a time. I guess it was houka style.

and a lot of more typical things:
- aluminum cans
- toilet paper cardboard tubes
- clay sculptures made in art class

pbradley 09.23.2009 04:43 PM

I once made a bong out of a bong my friend bought on Haight Street.

Satan 09.23.2009 04:45 PM

yeah for real, why are you guys making bongs out of soda bottles [waterfall doesn't count]? go buy one you cheap bastards.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.23.2009 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
yeah for real, why are you guys making bongs out of soda bottles [waterfall doesn't count]? go buy one you cheap bastards.

a) we used to make those when we were underage and broke
b) I still make those if I am not around a bong or at someone's house where their single bong is broken, I have a collection myself
c) bottle bongs are the shit if you use the right kind of stem, I still like to smoke out of them.

gmku 09.23.2009 04:49 PM

I downloaded a bong once. Didn't work.

pbradley 09.23.2009 04:51 PM

I suggest on not making bongs out of PVC.

Satan 09.23.2009 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous
a) we used to make those when we were underage and broke


acceptable, me too.

Kloriel 09.23.2009 04:54 PM

once http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPkz7bZoq18
i made a bong out of better than ezra http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0Jfo...eature=related

EVOLghost 09.23.2009 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous
has anyone ever put a glass in the freezer and drank a joint? its tight!

you freeze a moistened glass, roll a joint, take out the frozen glass, blow the smoke into the glass and it sits there and you literally drink it.


I've done it with a blunt and a mug. I seen it on youtube? I think. Then me and my friends did it

Kloriel 09.23.2009 07:53 PM

i suggest not making bongs out of white people's humour

EVOLghost 09.23.2009 07:56 PM

 

Kloriel 09.23.2009 08:01 PM

foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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phoenix 09.23.2009 08:06 PM

justbottles. or bought bongs. I'm not into spending my craft time making disposable things to suck on.

Kloriel 09.23.2009 08:07 PM

no this is why you should just go all out into things like oh i dunno, aluminum and tinctured plastic, maybe some
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD

exploding plastic candle 09.23.2009 08:42 PM

wasn't technically a bong, but I once smoked out of a banana.

Kloriel 09.23.2009 09:05 PM

one i went to the grocery store and bought a bunch of bananas; they were kinda green but

Kloriel 09.23.2009 09:06 PM

IN TWO OR THREE DAYS THEY WOULD BECOME A BUNCH OF GOOOOOOODDDDD food.

Kloriel 09.23.2009 09:09 PM

and then i had a coversation with such and were talking about the best way to convince a hot massage girl that our erection was not about the them and certainly not expecting a happy ending but was more about...

FOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

atsonicpark 09.23.2009 09:44 PM

a human skull

Kloriel 09.23.2009 09:49 PM

 

floatingslowly 09.23.2009 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku
I downloaded a bong once. Didn't work.


vaporware.

atsonicpark 09.23.2009 10:14 PM

lawl

I am a bong.

dale_gribble 09.24.2009 01:45 AM

an elephant tusk... nothing hits smoother than finely polished ivory.


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