Which Sonic Youth Member Would you Like To Pie First?
 

I vote steve. I don't think he'd retaliate.

Lee, because he'd write a neat spoken word piece about it.

"Still getting hit by pies out on the open highway
Like the soft breeze in Bloomington back in 1973...
The stars around you, look... the moon is free
Setting in motion, some kind of cold freeze
A ghostlike image on the idea of the pie who once hit me
There's no fate, so keep your eyes on the prize
The pies... the pies.
Just little stabs at imperfection on bakery sheets.
The crust warmed over with the cherry inside
As cars drift in and out of your mind"

^Repped^

i think Thurston will be great for a fight pie

thurston would be hilarious in a pie fight

best parody thread.

Waiting for Rob to reply "I wouldn't mind putting cream on Kim's face..."

Steve because he's the wimpiest looking all of them all. Sorry steve :)

steve might be chill about it. i think he'd even compliment yr pie.

lol ;)

I was just reading about celebrity cookbooks. Wouldn't it be neat to have SY have one? Thurston's Sonic Scrambled Eggs. Kim's "Contre-le-Souffle". I'm for it.

i would throw a pie at thurston
he fucking dissed merzbow backstage

Thurston would throw a pie at Thurston wouldn't he?

"i killed thurston with my big fucking merzdick"

Yeah, this. I just have this image of him going all "mmm, lemon meringue!" while licking it off his face with a cheesy grin.

thurston would laugh. maybe throw some back at yah.
steve might cry.
lee would write a poem.
kim would stare you down.



i'm personally one for giggles....

Kim might also make a mediocore abstract painting to commemorate it.

you won't reach him, he is too tall...

Wow, thanks for all the rep. I've seriously gotten the most positive rep I've ever gotten on this board for that fake Lee poem. Everyone must love Lee.. and his obsessions.

this fucking rules

Kim because she'd be happy a girl is throwing it at her.





(and if she threw one back I would be all <3_<3)

what will you do if exactly the one you voted for dies first? will you think its your fault? hahaha.

You posted on the parody thread my good sir...