Homemade Chicken and Dumplings
 

I love my mom. She is fixing my favorite meal for dinner since I had a bad day yesterday.

Go ahead and make fun of me, I don't mind. My mom is awesome and I'm not afraid to admit it.

:)

fry sum shit up 4 a nigga BITCH

it all u good fo

Sometimes I think things I don't say.

You know me so well.

At least you still have a mom. :(

hey i aint never said shit about nobody momma

My mom is like that. She'll make spaghetti quite a bit even though she doesn't really like it. But she knows we're all into it.

Hi. No, I meant that for Naive. Sorry. Don't like pop me with your big bad black pistol.

enough of this mother talk, someone's feelings will get hurt.

:(

Sorry.

:(

And I was saying I lovee my mom. She'll have coffee waiting for me when I wake up and (when I was working) would have dinner ready for me when I got home from work. Plus, you know, she's my mom. Moms rock.

Y'see, that woman in those pictures. The one everybody is having a go at. I mean it's generally accepted that she is quite attractive, right? (the last picture aside)

Meh. Seen better.

NM, can you wear tons of eyeliner for us one day?

That boxxy bitch looks a lot like the girl that I lost my virginity to.
Only she's missing the birthmark on her face.

Only if you wear tons of guyliner.

he he

I love chicken and dumplings especially homemade with a massive cold cold pitcher of sweet tea./

What is the thing with sweet tea in the south? Seriously, what is the obsession?

Me too, but even so. I mean I've heard a better song than 'Born to Run'. It doesn't stop me thinking 'Born to Run' is a very decent song indeed though.

Song sucks. Grow up and acquire better taste, young man.

i find this girl very attractive too.

Do we know her?

thirst quenchin
sweeet delight
I love the shit.
especially when made right and with a squeeze o lime.
fuck yeah
sweet tea

boxxxy has a sqeaky mouse voice and talks like those girls who never shut up even though they have nothing to say but they al shut up when they gag on thick cock.

Lemon in tea = gross.

The thing is....it doesn't exist. They talk about it so much so us non-southerners want to try it and then make ourselves look like fools when we go look for it.

apparently, I'm in dire need of a nail trimming.

I learned this from Rob Instigator.

also, pardon the blood; it's just a little case of ebola that I'm recombining in my meat-parts for worldwide distribution.

chicken n dumplins would help.

shit you be trippin

ha yeah!

you'll find this all very oedipal when you grow up and marry a girl or guy.....
























JUST like your MUM.

My mother was very attractive. But my wife, who is also very attractive, is nothing like her.

But I am sure both your mom and wife are/were great people. :)

my wife is nothing like my mother. she's a lot smarter.

My mom kind of looks like Emmylou Harris.

Of course. Considering what mom/wife had/has to put up with. (moi)

Wow. She is stunning. You have some good genes there sir.