What to do with a homeless withdrawing coke addict in yr appartment?
 

Seriously, not fun at all. My roommate befriended a girl she met in art camp years ago. She happens to be homeless now and has a coke addiction, but wants to ditch the habit. She's been staying at our place and makes the madame and I quite uncomfortable solely because of we don't know what she's like. A night of returning home with everybody silent because her withdrawal symptoms caused her not to like sound. Last night was intense vomiting from the washroom and the all of our advil had been consumed.

Blah. I trust my roommate and this girl is nice, but really there's a limit to who comes into the apartment. I need to move.

give her some coke, do here and kick her out. She'll thank you one day.
^not wise

if she's serious, take her somewhere where she can receive professional health.

otherwise, get ready to search the local pawn stores for yr cd collection.

inb4: "this one time...at art camp...."

^^^actually on a more serious note, that's correct, WATCH YR STUFF.

Ha, funny that you mention it. My girlfriend's wallet disappeared two nights ago and we went apeshit about it being her. We searched the apartment clean over and over again + her stuff while she was passed out. Found nothing. We ended up finding it in an unusual place in our room in a drawer under some clothing. We've been locking the door lately

I know that you are trying to do the right thing, however experience has taught me that it WILL bite you in the ass. coke is a serious addiction that goodwill alone won't fix.

ps: you can't lock everything up.

your roommate is trying to do the right thing. you need to tell him not to bring that shit into your home.

what they all said. if it really makes you uncomfortable, you have to tell yr room-mate

You sure it's not Amy Winehouse?

you write a song about it.
of course.

kick that bitch out or find a new place to live

the 'madame' you live with?

is she good looking?

Call an ambulance, and ship her to the nearest hospital. That' ll give you some time to change the locks.

Have unprotected anal sex with her, then kick her out.

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fuck that shit. desperate junkies/heads make "friends" with some of the lowest people, and in a pinch will be willing to give out your address and a list of your possessions for a "fix."
You don;t need that shit man.

protect yr own.

true. but unprotected is far sexier

Sprinkle some coke on your cock while you're at it.

exactly. and don't be afraid to apply a little force during the love making. A little hair pulling, a polite spank. see how things go and then progress from there. Do you have any pets?

then "make it rain" $1 bills. take that shit next level

Yeah, pull her head back while you're barebacking her, so that she will feel the ecstasy of all that coke getting inside her.

don't bring me into this.

I say kick her to the curb.

Sprinkle some coke on your foot, so it will feel like ecstasy when it hits her arse.

To some people a homeless coke addict in their apartment is a problem, while to others its a window of opportunity.

Oh, and before i forget, not on the bed, on the floor. ALWAYS on the flloor.

does that work?

I thought coke was a numbing agent.

it is, but it's an even better bumming agent.

Ask Inhuman to ask her.

you are all terrible people. and sexy

^^^ this comes as a shock. I thought you were into "feeling it".

:confused:

She'll be ok for as long as she knows she's a right old slapper.

do that to me. now. sexy.

tell her to finger her own cunt then lick her fingers or you will tell the police on her. then give her a hug.

if you have to tell her to lick her fingers, she might not actually be on coke.

Give her a fiver and ask her to paint your fence. Don't tell her where the fence is, or that you don't have a fence. If you do have a fence - perfect! Move that fence to somewhere unreachable. Don't have a fence? - perfect! Buy one, ask her to paint it, but make the fence invisible. With your mind. Then, when she's asleep, put a load of fence panels, but no paint, in her room, and stand behind the fences with your friends, chanting 'fence' very, very quietly.

yr all a bunch of assholes.

if she is really trying to get off drugs then i say - show her compassion, help her to change her habits, try to encourage her to maybe get back into her art or talk or do something creative, also help her out with some good food to get her health back and some empathatic conversation.

of course, it sounds quite likely that she has taken yr wallet and either stole money and replaced it or regretted taking it and panicked and put it back. still, its not her fault she lives in capitalist america, if she ends up homeless she'll get worse, how many homeless people can manage to stay sober.

remember this woman has a fucked up dopamine system and should not be punished for that.

ni'k, some of us have been there, and in way too many cases, way too many, "trying to help" just becomes another in a long line of enablers.

I hope the best for the girl, but it is not in the best interest of soomeone and their wife to tolerate their roommate bringing unsavory junkies into their midst.

aaaauuuugh!

thats going to haunt me