sti checks sure are fun arnt they!
 

what a way to spend a lunchtime.

Sounds like fairly unfortunate circumstances if you ask me, but if you're into that sort of thing..?

heard of....

snake skins? never.

enjoy you regular fun check ups then...........

I misread this thread as "sti chicks sure are fun arnt they!"

Sounded like you had an interesting lunch break.
Dissapointed.

last time i had a hot older nurse (mid-late 40s) who was quite flirty.

anyway, why does a married man need to get an sti test?

^^^

discharge.

looks like you got some splainin to do

actually its for immigration. they dont know what i have but they dont want it.

married man + discharge = splainin

you better get down the florists

i dont actually have anything (discharge was a joke) but they have to do a medical and take blood, urine and make me run on the spot. she didnt make me turn to the right and cough but thats ok because she was middle aged.

ich bin ein canadian.

...

i can't believe canadia, a bloody colony, makes british people take sti checks!

maybe these canadians need to be aquainted with the inscription to be found within the inside cover of a british passport.

"Her Britannic Majesty's Secretary of State Requests & requires in the Name of Her Majesty all those whom it may concern to allow the bearer to pass freely without let or hinderance, and to afford the bearer such assistance and protection as may be necessary."

there's always australia, m'lady.

You have more sti's per capita than anywhere else in europe, one of the highest in the world.

and since when was canadia in europe?

And where did i say canada is in europe?

do you live in the uk or in canada? which one are you moving to?

my friend had to take an sti test before she went to belgium :confused:

That's 'cos Brits are filthy...

We know you did, you're a fucking idiot!

You probably spelled it Canadia.

you didn't but seeing as canada isn't in europe i don't know what concern it is of theirs how our sti rate compares to other european nations

I hear AIDS is airbourne now.

I thought it might be because of their paranoid immigration laws, and the difference with the more relaxed laws in this country when it comes to visitors/immigrants planning to enter it, certainly compared to those of, say, the states, australia, and indeed canada. I can't really think of any other explanation other than narrow minded paranoia. If anything it doesn't make any sense because a person with hiv can visit the UK without having to be checked for sti's (I think), so Canada must think that any foreigner poses a ghonorrea threat or something along those lines.

well, there must be some reason why the british have been quarantined to a group of islands off the coast of mainland europe.

because we want to keep our awesomeness to ourselves!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBQZmCwiTcY

(sorry about the crappy soundtrack)

we dont want to be related to the rest of you rabble.