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SpectralJulianIsNotDead

04.07.2009 03:23 PM

Robot Programmed to Love Goes Too Far

http://www.muckflash.com/?p=200

Kegmama

04.07.2009 03:30 PM

Ha. This is such a flo-bot thread.

Robot Love is forever!

al shabbray

04.07.2009 03:33 PM

scary

Sonic Youth 37

04.07.2009 03:38 PM

HAHAHAH

floatingslowly

04.07.2009 03:44 PM

Quote:

“This is only a minor setback. I have full faith that we will one day live side by side with, and eventually love and be loved by, robots,”

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama

Robot Love is forever!

quoted for truth.

afterthefact

04.07.2009 03:58 PM

Off topic, but Spectral, is your sig from the Kid's In The Hall skit, Sausages?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead

04.07.2009 04:03 PM

Yes it is.

afterthefact

04.07.2009 04:06 PM

Thought so. Ok, back to robot lovin'.

pbradley

04.07.2009 04:31 PM

Robot slut.

phoenix

04.07.2009 05:35 PM

surely they can just replace his "100kg" robot arms with something squishy so he cannot pummel people to death with love, and all is well? So he has abandonment issues with the hot service lady, don't we all when we are say, 3 years old?

floatingslowly

04.07.2009 06:30 PM

^^^ I love you with all my circuit boards. a dildo-armed robot is an awesome idea.

noisereductions

04.07.2009 06:39 PM

floatingslowly

04.07.2009 06:47 PM

that is the most beautiful picture that I've ever seen.

:(

why must you people constantly torment me??

noisereductions

04.07.2009 06:47 PM

where's my rep?

noisereductions

04.07.2009 06:47 PM

oh. haha. thanks!

EVOLghost

04.07.2009 07:00 PM

lol too funny. Even robots can become over obsessive!

floatingslowly

04.07.2009 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noisereductions

where's my rep?

3.14159265 seconds prior to my previous post.

I have a flux-capacitor, and I'm not afraid to use it.

This Is Not Here

04.07.2009 08:03 PM

Who puts a loved-up robot in an enclosure?! The ANIMALS!!

deflinus

04.07.2009 11:04 PM

“This is only a minor setback. I have full faith that we will one day live side by side with, and eventually love and be loved by, robots,” he said.

SYRFox

04.08.2009 06:22 AM

Quote:

The trouble all started when a young female intern began to spend several hours each day with Kenji, testing his systems and loading new software routines. When it came time to leave one evening, however, Kenji refused to let her out of his lab enclosure and used his bulky mechanical body to block her exit and hug her repeatedly. The intern was only able to escape after she had frantically phoned two senior staff members to come and temporarily de-activate Kenji.

It would have been the first robotic rape. Fascinating.

phoenix

04.08.2009 06:58 AM

thread went from nerdy to kinky...

floatingslowly

04.08.2009 08:21 AM

^^^ I have absolutely no problem with this. in fact, I encourage it. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nefeli

nope. you know where i stand on the issue.
why need humans to take smth perfect and once again ruin it?

You must spread some 01010010 01100101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 around before giving it to Nefeli again.

floatingslowly

04.08.2009 08:22 AM

ok. right. who would like to be the first to help me test my newly installed dildo-arms??

wrrrrrrrrrrrrr

static-harmony

04.08.2009 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

ok. right. who would like to be the first to help me test my newly installed dildo-arms??

wrrrrrrrrrrrrr

IDK, they are overrated. Give me a call after five, i'll let you know.

floatingslowly

04.09.2009 08:55 AM

do you mean you intend to take on five dildos? I'm sorry, but I only have two. :(

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