What do you call your Penis?
 

I am sorry for this stupid poll.

My penis.

peepee homie

ha ha

i dont have time to stay until the poll is up.

i call him nothing, as he's identical to me, but it's been variously described as "magnificent penis" "la gloire du pérou" "nice thick cock" and "miracle maker".

thank you for allowing me for the oportunity to boast in front of all these strangers. :D

aw man, I forgot to put cock as an option, that is a pretty common name.

The Oracle

He who brings life.

Old chap.

Cock.

Pink trombone.

Love meat.

Wang.

Special flesh.

Damacles (as in 'the sword of...')

Spaff machine.

Wild thang.

The pirate of men's pants.

Ol' one eyes.

The master.

...Need I go on?

I don't have a name for him, but he calls me a wanker.

EDIT: and I never call it "He" either.

E.T.

someone calls it TOODLES

yelow fluid carrying device/
yoghurt hurling pump action shotgun/
mount rushmore/
simon the real dildo/
the ironical revenge of hercules/
tackleman, the amazing piercing device/
expressway to yr...........................

the one eyed milkman.

Dick...unless sex is involved. Then it's cock.

I don't have a name for it but my gf does....

"bruce willis": flaccid
"pierre-paul": erect

I don't even know why.....................

GOD

Ha ha the Goblin he's back y'wot never mind about that I'll explain later no time right now gotta answer the burinin question WHAT QUESTION I hear ya ask the question of the penis of course, Mrs Goblin calls it the Goblin Sharpshooter y'kno cos that's just how it is and the elves - WHO WE DO NOT LIKE - call it 'That which the lady elves avoid at all costs' or is that just how they refer to goblins in general yeah that's it, anyway the penis thing I call it 'The Generalissimo' cos it just is that way, and that's the way it is see y'all a bit later.

well the ladies call it: "holy fuckin' shit! was your daddy a bull?!"
But i call it my cock.

cheech and chong and the big doobie

hahaha:D :)

Nothing like a good shower to treat my johnson.

Ol' Blue

We used to call this one guy Captain Hook since his dick was very curved and he had no apprehensions about showing it off. Mine's straight as an arrow, fyi.

I usually say my dick. I don't have a name for it.

Schlong. 'Cause it's like a schlong.

ha! That list made me smile. "He who brings Life" hahahaha

Percy

my fellow has his own name..
it's a dorky name..

i'm not telling what it is...

What the fuck... I call it my cock.

Wando the Magnificent

Or occasionally "todger"

ELVIS

I don't call mine anything but i can hear its call every now and then.

thats a good one!

Can we be sure that your cock hasn't turned schizophrenic with all those names attached to it?:D

He's certainly a changable young thing, so it's possible. He's very difficult to talk to rationally as well...

Does it move a lot when you walk?

since they got minds of their own, i wonder what he calls me?

I even wonder if he knows me.

langer

throbbing gristle

Come to think of it, it calls me actually...

Oh look.Clever.