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I'm off to...
In personal correspondance recently, someone has made me laugh by signing off every mail with 'I'm off to...'
...eat a scotch egg ...think about Rachel Steven's webbed toes ...have a wank So I thought I'd immortalise this trope in a thread. I'm off to bathe in my thread-starting glory. |
God, why do cunts think their ego's are that important.
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First of all, as your God, you should review your use of the apostrophe and the lack of question mark in that question.
Secondly, I made them that way to confuse you. Thirdly, if you wish to instantiate me in apotheosis, I suggest you contribute to this thread before I smite your tiny balls with lurgy. |
I'm off for a game of pool with Thor.
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i liek pancaekzx
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I'm off to the WC. I need to take a lift to get to the loo; I hope there isn't a long queue as I'm about to soil my knickers. It must have been those Bangers and Mash at lunch; I knew 1 quid was too good of a deal. It may have been worth it if the waitress wasn't such a minger.
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it's about to snow here (which is rare and stupid); we're off to nowhere tonight. i might be off to some black tea with whisky, though.
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Ooh, black tea and whisky, that actually sounds good, I've never tried that.
I once that that Pepto Bismal and vodka might mix well... |
whiskey with TEA? What the freak? Really? I don't know. Maybe.
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well, I'm off to return some video tapes.
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You're* Wish* |
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Wish, yes; you're, no. But thanks. |
I'm off to cry.
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i'm off to wonder why glice wants to have a wank to rachel steven webbed toes.
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I'm off to stay right here.
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Whoever it was who signed off in such a way is clearly a cunt. I'm off to arrange my Saint Etienne CDs in order of merit. |
I'm off to figure out why I don't own more Happy Flowers LPs. And just for you lucky people, this: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MqYbP9T4VCY
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perv
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I'm off to wonder why demonrail keep calling me perv. I wouldn't mind, but does he really have to phone me at work every day at 11am to shout "PERV" at me too?
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For the purpose of maintaining what slither of respectability I still possess, i'd like to make it entirely clear that this has never happened, ever. |
[quote=MellySingsDoom]I'm off to figure out why I don't own more Happy Flowers LPs. And just for you lucky people, this: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MqYbP9T4VCY[/quote]
nice one. i'm off to find more information about the above band 'cause i had never heard of them before. |
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I'm off to make a public retraction on my claims (following words with the SYG legal team). |
Hahaha
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xByF-3twHFQ
why do i think of demonrail whenever i watch this? |
could it be because you're a fuckin' spaghetti eatin', dinner mashin' surrender monkey?
i'm off to get a bit tearful about the Queen Mum. |
ha.
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I'm off to pretend that I don't need a new inner-tube/ tyre (6 patches and counting).
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... Africa tomorrow. Hiring a 4x4 from Rent a Wreck,
so I can travel in comfort through the Kingdom of Swaziland all the way up to Maputo (Mozambique) where I will catch a direct flight to Antananarivo in Madagascar to explore the jungle and it's inhabitants. Bye.  Fossa (Cryptoprocta ferox) |
I'm off to whack off.
Not really, though the possibility exists. |
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That is actually really fucking cool. |
I'm off to try and imagine what Charlotte Church smells like.
[laughed myself ridiculous when I read that] |
Im off to the Iceland reduced to clear extravaganza
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I'm off to go search for my dog...Fucker ran out of our yard.
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Im off to the church of Elton John and latter day saints
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I can tell them: a strawberry cornetto |
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