So after over seven years, I ALMOST cut my hair last night.
 

But then in a pinch, when the blades were near, a ram appeared in the thicket and took the fall for me, in the form of the Eucharist.

Abraham Tested

1 Some time later God tested Abraham. He said to him, "Abraham!"
"Here I am," he replied. 2 Then God said, "Take your son, your only son, Isaac, whom you love, and go to the region of Moriah. Sacrifice him there as a burnt offering on one of the mountains I will tell you about."
3 Early the next morning Abraham got up and saddled his donkey. He took with him two of his servants and his son Isaac. When he had cut enough wood for the burnt offering, he set out for the place God had told him about. 4 On the third day Abraham looked up and saw the place in the distance. 5 He said to his servants, "Stay here with the donkey while I and the boy go over there. We will worship and then we will come back to you."
6 Abraham took the wood for the burnt offering and placed it on his son Isaac, and he himself carried the fire and the knife. As the two of them went on together, 7 Isaac spoke up and said to his father Abraham, "Father?"
"Yes, my son?" Abraham replied.
"The fire and wood are here," Isaac said, "but where is the lamb for the burnt offering?"
8 Abraham answered, "God himself will provide the lamb for the burnt offering, my son." And the two of them went on together.
9 When they reached the place God had told him about, Abraham built an altar there and arranged the wood on it. He bound his son Isaac and laid him on the altar, on top of the wood. 10 Then he reached out his hand and took the knife to slay his son. 11 But the angel of the LORD called out to him from heaven, "Abraham! Abraham!"
"Here I am," he replied.
12 "Do not lay a hand on the boy," he said. "Do not do anything to him. Now I know that you fear God, because you have not withheld from me your son, your only son."
13 Abraham looked up and there in a thicket he saw a ram [a] caught by its horns. He went over and took the ram and sacrificed it as a burnt offering instead of his son. 14 So Abraham called that place The LORD Will Provide. And to this day it is said, "On the mountain of the LORD it will be provided."

tl;dr

Where would you have this haircut done? Out on highway 61?

I just brushed my teeth. I should make a thread about it.

now i want to know what your hair looks like.

wat it ALMOST looks like

I almost put on a different T-shirt this morning from the one I chose to wear.

i almost saw an axhibition today but the museum was closed.

Similar to this:

Wrapped up underneath one of these:

i ALMOST brushed my teeth but i didn't

a goat stepped on my foot and i lost the toothpaste

it's all or nothing.

no almosts here.

After how many years of not brushing your teeth, though--that's the essential detail.

picutreeeee

actually mine are more like these



but shorter, when they plait up so densely it takes extra years to grow, those above are probably 20+, mine are the same in number [seven to be exact] and thickness, but just past my shoulder blades in length. If I had a digital camera this would be much easier.

omifuck. cut that shit, man.

bugs, bugs, bugs!!!

That's... kinda gross.

Seriously. Hygiene, man. Cleanliness being next to Godliness and all that?

like, .001369863 years!

stupid but serious question: doesn't it make sleeping difficult to have hair like that?

that looks like gigantic worms growing out of his head.

that is a very valid question, and the answer is yes, sometimes, but in regards to chilling back, no, I always have a rather sturdy pillow!

aside from popular opinion,there are absolutely no bugs or other such living creatures in my hair.

How do you job? I'd think you'd get a headache.

do you mean "jog" cuz actually it is not that much trouble either

Yes, jog. Seriously, it doesn't give you a headache?

Hmm, maybe I should grow my hair out.

What happens when you start to go bald?

they will just keep hanging there, attached to fewer and fewer strands of hair, and then eventually fall of when it gets too heavy.

sounds about right. I'm going to unveil these motherfuckers take a picture and then post it here for morbid curiosity..

excuse me but this pic, this hair is FUCKING GROSS.
this is horrible, i'm the open-minded kind of guy, but maaaaan, this is SICK.
and not ina positive way!!!!!!!
wow

I'm a little frightened...dare I say, filled with dread?

well, that is a common reaction, that is why I generally wear these

I think Samson washed his locks bro.

???

I used to confuse spectral and suchfriends all the time. Now I just go by the avatar.