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This was inspired by Dead-Air in the art thread

This is "Fuck off you cunt" translated English - Japanese - English "cunt it keeps coming out".
"Picturesque valley with lake" translated through several languages became "colorful valley with the lake"
"Rocket man" through several languages became "the rocket person".
Now you try.

No.

"space cadet" english - portugese - english = "cadet of the space"

I tried the Beach Boys lyric "Woudn't it be nice if we were older? Then we wouldn't have to wait so long." English - Japanese - English but it didn't translate the "wouldn't"'s so I put it in unabreviated and got "Isn't that when we are older, splendid? Then as for us it is not necessary to wait so long."

This is great fun.

Hahah! Are you having a strop because I called Lauren Laverne a twat?!

Might be.

Cheer up. It's not the end of the world. Would it make things better if I made a thread about her for you?

No, because it would be a sarcastic one.

Fine English - Dutch - English fine.

DIAF L2P.

Whaa?!

I got "enraging". Is that what you wanted to say?

i understand english, french, portuguese, mirandese, creole, spanish, catalan, galician, italian, arpitan, i migth ask my dad about his german tapes, i'll learn russian and i want to learn japanese and speak mandarin ok?

I thought it said, "I love you and your sexy ways".

I can't tell if you're joking. I choose to take you literally.

I put "hits are for squares" English - Japanese - English and got "Collision is because in square"

Do you want a job?

I remember reading somewhere that the Japanese equivalent of threatening to kick someone's ass literally translates to "I am going to hit you until you die". I cracked up for a good 10 minutes after reading that.

i am open to job proposals, if that's what you mean to know.

I just put this through my Lurker to pbradley translator and it came out "This is terribly uninteresting." Didn't see that coming.

I used to have a fake myspace profile of a Ganguro girl that only spoke in broken English. I used that technique of filtering the language into Japanese and back again to English. It was great fun. You wouldn't believe how many desperate guys tried to pick her up and thought she was real. They just didn't get the joke.

that's a bit of a weird hobbie, don't you think?

I worship this thread already, does me I laugh me

Hello everyone you Pädophiler, sucks my large thick wang.

Tomorrow I proposal my new rat to the large fellows, when they him kill that I me want fantastic overturn. I think that everything Ok will go although, even when it not immediate is.

hello.

is like this i think, not make fun.

Haha

Expressway To Your Skull - through German translation - Motorway To Your Head

through English to Chinese Traditional to Korean to Japanese to French to Chinese Simplified to Spanish to English =

"It is I that the semantics spiteful in the morning, profit that open power knows with the model."

Now I've got to go take a picture to go with that!

You can tell I've done this enough times to know how to push the results a particular direction. Yes, I need help.

"Ghost Bitch" from English to Arabic to Korean to Japanese to Italian to English =

"Shadow of species of the illusion of the girl"

Weird how there are at least two other Sonic Youth song titles emerging from this!

wooooooah
what was i saying?

That's strange. What's your word for "fun"?

English - Dutch - French - Greek - English - Japanese - English - Korean - English

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English - Chinese trad - English

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They do not understand abbreviations.

*do not*

English - Japanese - English - Russian - English - Chinese simp - Chinese Trad - English - Japanese - English - Spanish - French - Dutch - English

They include none l' abbreviations.

Yeah, it was weird - but it was hilarious too.

Ganguro girls look like this:



So creating a Ganguro character on myspace was quite a bit of fun.

ni hao ma!