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phoenix 01.26.2008 05:33 PM

do any of you happen to be surgeons?
 
My nasal cavities hurt :(

.. long story.

m1rr0r dash 01.26.2008 05:38 PM

stop doing this:

 

!@#$%! 01.26.2008 05:40 PM

my swiss army knife has a blade that i've reserved exclusively for cutting human flesh.

you need a little operation?

m1rr0r dash 01.26.2008 05:42 PM

how to fix deviated septum:

 

avantgarde1 01.26.2008 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash
stop doing this:



 


hilarious! and it might even be dead on. why do chicks like coke so much?

floatingslowly 01.26.2008 05:46 PM

my sinuses have always been fucked up too. they are the first thing to go bad when I start getting sick.

don't you have some sort of commie-ozsie healthcare system?

m1rr0r dash 01.26.2008 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by avantgarde1
hilarious! and it might even be dead on. why do chicks like coke so much?


 

!@#$%! 01.26.2008 05:53 PM

im rick jaaaaames, bitch!

avantgarde1 01.26.2008 06:00 PM

i knew that was coming..... but it's still funny.

phoenix 01.26.2008 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash
stop doing this:

 


My drug of choice is opiates.

but thats not why its sore.


I had an operation like 18 months ago. they took one of my teeth out through my nose. and now I have the flu.. and when I blow my nose it feels like all my teeth on that side are hurty. : /

!@#$%! 01.26.2008 06:30 PM

wtf? what species are you?

anyway, there is this chinese shit

 


it kills the flu dead

phoenix 01.26.2008 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
wtf? what species are you?



:( I know. elf or sthg.

Where would I get that from, chinese medicine man?

!@#$%! 01.26.2008 06:39 PM

yeah. or hippie store.

YIN CHIAO. awesome shit.

http://www.forresthealth.com/store/p...roductid=16720

" Gan cao or Chinese licorice, part of Yin Chiao, has activity against viral replication mechanisms (Lancet 2003;361:2045-6)."

phoenix 01.26.2008 06:43 PM

there is a health/herbal/organic store near where I work. I'll have a look. thanks!

avantgarde1 01.26.2008 07:00 PM

they took a tooth out thru yr nose?!?!?! what the fuck?!?!? how much did that hurt! no offense but do you live in the UK?

Tokolosh 01.26.2008 11:03 PM

Sounds like a harelip, hole in your palet case. I might be wrong though.

flophousefloozie 01.27.2008 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by avantgarde1
hilarious! and it might even be dead on. why do chicks like coke so much?


Oh, come on...

flophousefloozie 01.27.2008 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phoenix
My nasal cavities hurt :(

.. long story.


Stop pickin.
Use cotton swabs instead. Much easier on such fragile flesh.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 01.27.2008 02:24 AM

cocaine is so over rated

m1rr0r dash 01.27.2008 02:33 AM

i'm listening to a dj mix...

 


and the guy just threw on this record.

 

nicfit 01.27.2008 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash
how to fix deviated septum:



 

Damn, I have a deviated septum, but my nostrils are on the same level...luckily. And I don't do drugs, it's a result of a 120 kg guy taking a walk on my face during a rugby game. Anyways, you could hardly tell it's deviated looking at it "from the outside", so, yeah, no cutting and crunching etc for now.

phoenix 01.27.2008 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokolosh
Sounds like a harelip, hole in your palet case. I might be wrong though.



kind of. except not a hole in my palet and i didnt start with one ever. After the surgery now I have a hole in my nasal cavity.. and its fucking hurting. they took half of the tooth out through the front of my jaw, the other half out through my nose. they had to break it into four pieces to get it out. My surgeon told me he wasnt going to let students watch this one cos it'd be too gorey. :p I had 6 teeth removed in one GA. 4 impacted wisdom teeth, and my two canines that had never errupted from my top jaw.

:D


I looked like a puffy squirrel face kind of being for about a week or two after..


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