Favorite toaster of the day
 

Friday January 18

Totenkopf




Wir empfehlen: Nur guten Freunden oder Bekannten diesen Toast zu servieren.

oh, which one?

she's having twins! It's just life, it's not gross...

... i don't really know them, so i'm just going to go with the dude in the back with the glasses.

I'm sorry, I didn't realize that this would turn into a popularity contest.

but since it's too late to turn back, I vote for ?????? as my favorite.

That first one is more "Jolly Roger" than "Totenkopf."

I gave my dad a "Virgin Mary" toastmaker and some high-end bread at christmas. I liked having this year be about jokey gifts.

save that nazi geekery for yr aryan friends, Mengele.

most pointless toaster ever

Nazi nerd test!
You knew what I meant, Goebbels.

DJ Derek Motherfuckers.

ha excellen. could it be merzbow 30 years in the future.....

i have that toaster.

Sunday January 21

i never eat toast, and sliced bread rarely, and i think toasting bagels is unnatural, so i don't think about toasters unless i see a thread about them here. but if i have to go for one, paulybee's 19th-century artifact has to be the coolest of them.


steam-powered, or do you drop hot coals in it? in any case, cool as shit.

i am a huge fan of cinnamon swirl toast, available in your local supermarket
not the kind with raisins in it, just the normal kind. raisins are gross.

lies!

This is definitely the weirdest, most pointless thread I've ever seen on any message board. And of course, I can't resist...

So if we go to wikipedia and look up "girl" is your picture there??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vI9aQ9ofCE

...since the combo alram clock/toaster/jam applicator in the movie requires cutting a hole in your bedroom floor, you can buy this toast rack instead, which still has the power to turn regular toast into crackin' good toast.

HA FUCKING HA

fuck my hello kitty one, i want THAT one
where might i find one of these?

this is my pick of today; its a toaster which can hold up to 4 toasts. mmm.+*

I just found it on Google images, you can usually manipulate your way back to the original page from there.

Monday January 21




a happy toaster is a happy marriage.




a thousand thank yous.

it's from the future...

fuck, inspired by this thread i made some toast and guess what-- i grilled them bitches. who needs a whole machine excluively for bread? dumb i sez. i toasted my bread & fried my eggs on the same griddle.



a work of genius

here at SlowlyCo, we strive to bring you the most toasty experience you could hope to find on the net.

I hope that yr toast brought you all the love and happiness that you deserve on this fine day.

with these thoughts in mind, please enjoy this slice of estrada, on us:

The majesty of those caps still manages to come through, even in Toast Form.

does that require a twin to activate?

video toaster for the commodore amiga 2000.

Me and toasters don't go well together... nearly burned the house down twice.

This one is cool:


But I've always been a fan of the toaster oven:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlvBK06wT_I (chaplin, brigadier jerry, josie wales)

Charlie Chaplin,roots dancehalls greatest toaster!

I wish I was attached and below your left rib *sigh*

that was awesome.

I love dubs of Willie Williams' Armagideon Time! although honestly I'm not sure if he was even the first to use it. :confused:

Toaster Porn

she looks so.. violated. aha/.