Happy Birthday sarramkroP!
 

YOU OLD COOT.



an interesting historical fact: the first time that I attempted to post this, power went out in the entire building. coincidence? I think NOT.

man, he's hawtz.

Yeah, lets' ask happy birthday, he will tell us. Happy birthday.

well he strikes me as a former child-birthing turned cookie-maker. so it's cool.

dear floatingslowly,

here's your guide of how to waste your time trying to cause yourself an epiletic attack

press the windows logo on your keyboard and m at the same time
then, press the windows logo on your keyboard plus shift plus m all at the same time.

repreat this process furiously

That's amazing!

A little bird flew out of my monitor, sang the Star Mangled Spammer and exploded right before my eyes!

Computers are wonderous machines, don't you think?


ps: I just swallowed my tongue.

if it's your real birthday, happy birthday porky!

COMPUTRZ are machines of awesomeness

No, it's not my birthday, but it's YOUR birthday. Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday Jesus

happy birthday, guy who hates me!

Happy Birthday!

happy birthday to everyone.
now let's all get busy dying!

oh for fuck's sake don't say that too loud!

I just bought stock in birthday candles and yr going to crash the fucking market.

Quick quick! Pass me the handkerchief please, I'm cooooooommmingg!!!

go porky, go porky, it's your birthday, go porky.

Happy Birthday Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday, now I'm going drinking!!!

Happy birthday sarram, even if it's not your birthday. Hezké narozeniny!

happy birthday.

Happy Birthday!

pormarrraaas!
happy birthday!!!

i hope you know that you're one of my favorite forumers.

every single reply in this thread makes me laugh.

thanks.

:)

happy birthday you sexy beast

Happy Birthday, where do you want the massage, and the stripper?

Little known fact:
floatingslowly is actually older than porky.

happy birthday....japi cumple jejej

floatingsalowly is older than everybody here, for sure.

Buon Compleanno!

CUNT.

[There's a bitch fight in the pub two doors down. Someone just got glassed. I called the police. But you're still a racist.]

now THAT is clever.

hell, I even tried saying I was Sal once.

the Ni Hao! style of typing amazes me (few people realize how difficult it is to actually attempt it).

sadly, I'm far too lazy to bother with creating an idiot persona (beyond this one).


PS: I'm 500. I've stated THAT fact numerous times.

have a gaping ass day

Well, thanks a lot, you guys are surely a sweet bunch. If it was really my birthday I would have posted that I went to Southend with my boy and we sat by the beach drinking and watching a group of African ladies dressed in white singing by the sea, which would be a pretty cool way of spending a birthday. I did that, but in fact it wasn't my birthday, so thank you anyway.