HaydenAsche is a bullshit religion.
 

Look at the facts - no-ones heard of it, and I just made it up. Bullshit religion I tell you.

Lies!

Sellasie!

JAH!

I would like to quote from the Bible according to me, Chapter 5 - "Thou shalt not worship at altars which are brown and meant for expelling waste, for thine cock shalt be covered in shitteth".

Buttsecks?

Oh, go on then. Just make sure you tidy up after yourself.

Will do.

And they say youngsters have no respect. Truth is, they're grateful for some HOT ASS, such as mine.

*insert sign of agreement*

Insert what now?

If it's as large as you proclaim, I'd think that'd be self-evident.

Ha! Ha ha!

IT'S ALL FIBS

MY HIPS DO TELL WHITE LIES

i'd follow the religion of haydenasche. buttsecks? YAH RLY.

HaydenAsche's anti-rasta topic is fairly reminiscent of the time that rhys chatham made that topic about Bob Marley stating that smoking dope was the only reason why stoners liked the music. It was in that topic that I think I posted the "this kid thrives on strife" remark.

Yeah. Pretty similar EXCEPT mine was made in jest and was kind of an inside joke with another member of the board.

Don't all rasta's smoke pot though?

No all rasta's do not smoke pot. I'm Jamaican, and I've been to Jamaica, and they do not all smoke pot.

Rastafari is bullshit though, but then again so is Christianity, and oh yeah, every other religion

Glice,

Your words mean nothing. They are an endless trail of signifiers signifying other signifiers, never apprehending the signified--a meaningless chain of subjectivity and relativity.

all rastas smoke pot, but not all jamaicans are rastas

yeah, hayden is full of shit, fuck him

Fook You!

fook mi

Yeah, the old testament was very hygeine oriented.
The real reason Sodom was destroyed was because God didn't want Lot to get hepC, because it would pretty much fuck over his whole plan for the hebrews. Lot's wife was cheating on him, that is why she looked back to Sodom, because her lovers were there dying.

we're here to say hi to a guy named gene...

Daycare Nation - I give you an option of responses, pick the one that suits you best.

1. Well done. You've discovered a primary understanding of contemporary semiotics/ linguistic theory. I'm well aware of the pitfalls of my writing, and as I have asserted elsewhere recently, I'm happy with the futility of making myself properly understood in this medium/ format/ forum. I'm not entirely sure if you're being provocative or have actually levelled a serious criticism at me here. If the latter, I would suggest coming back when you've finished the 'my first book of contemporary philosophy'. If the former, well done, round of applause. Should I choo-choo-choose to make sense to you (an exceptionally narrow, in many senses, audience) then I can do, but I should like it to be proven worthwhile. There're plenty of people here I could explain myself to properly, but I generally avoid it on account of this being a fairly insignificant forum/ collection of people.

2. Well done. But fuck off.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Glice again.

Or coerce others into doing so, that's another good plan.

we can all be patient and wait for hayden to grow up..
another option for this thread...


ehem..

Oh hang on, lets not get confused here - I'm not laying into Hayden, he's one of the good ones round here. I think his humour is probably a little lost on a lot of people here, but it's definitely there and amuses me no end.

That sums it all up.

the rasta thread asked for retalliation.. i'm a mere observer, and the humor is there..

we could still expect hayden to grow up eventually, can't we?

candymoan, I sympathize with you, most of the time I merely observe, but som of Hayden's post are hilarious and it seems that growing up shouldn't be forced. Let the guy do his thing, its not half bad if most people wouldn't take it so serious...

I hope not; legal = past expiration date.

Truncated=chicken hawk

Yeah... I think that the quote of mine he put in his sig is pretty spot on (blowing smoke up my own arse here) - he is a wind up, but he's not a boring wind up, unlike other people. One person in particular springs to mind, but he's a bit off the boil of late.

Hot.

agreed..

okay, i'm with ya guys...

As if you had a choice.

heard.

i did actually..

I can't grow up any faster.

Truncy, you are a chicken hawk? Hawt!

i like beans