I'm not dead.
 

I've just been locked up for a while.


What's new?

For one thing, you're posting in the wrong forum. This should go in Non-sonics.

Other than that, welcome back.

Ibold takes it straight up and uh...yeah. That's about it.

hello
Did ya get locked up fa real?

What happened?

welcome, lard.

Yes. I did. I was in a treatment facility in Northern Minnesota. It sucked.

You had my hopes up for the past few months

hmm..

...hayden, that sounds like the story of my life... before i turned 18 anyway...

hey mon.

...but how do you feel?

hey.

tell us about this facility.

Welcome back. Nothing much has happened, same ol same ol.

No, that should be, how do you feel? To be on your own. With no direction home. A complete unknown...

Yes, any good drugs?

How was the electroshock?

hey d00d.

well what would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor, cuz he's hungry...and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money and his daddy's gone...somewhere smokin' rocks now, in and out of lockdown, can't get a job now?

Girl, you ain't the only one with a baby. That ain't no excuse to be living all crazy. She looked me right square in the eye and said 'everyday I wake up hoping to die'. She said 'nigga, I know about pain cause me and my sister ran away so my daddy couldn't rape us.'

There weren't any good drugs other than the ones I have prescriptions for. The facility was in the middle of fucking nowhere and we had to mow lawns and shit for minimum wage and shit. We had AA, NA, an Alanon meetings on the premises. It was pretty lame.

oh that city high.

glad you made it out of that joint.

Was it a thereputic boarding school? Did you have restrictions, and work assingments, I went to one of those for two years, shit sucked.

the food's always great at those facilities..

Yeah. Kind of. But it was this program you had to work your way out of and it also dealt with chemical dependency issues and stuff.

Adam, the food was pretty bomb. We had this fat old lady cook who made the best bars and brownies on the planet.

Did you get to meet Naomi Campbell and Boy George?

They were in solitary confinement.

That sounds sort of like the place I was at, it started off fer drug people but after wyrds they let crazy kids in and it got real weird.

Sweet pea im so glad your back, I was beginning to worry that one of your boyfriends killed you out of jealousy during a drunken stupor.

Did they let you have conjugal visits with your beautiful boyz?

How was your shrink? most psychiatrists are crazier than their patients, your time would probably have been better spent rolling in the grass than on their couch.

Did they make you sit in a circle and confess to all of the indecent acts you took part in while under the influence? Like the time you got drunk on whiskey and lost your mouth virginity to your baseball coach?

They didn't have conjugal visits so I had to do it all when I came back. My shrink was fucking nuts. He kept talking about how everything wwas my fault.

He was my football coach.

did they have arts and crafts? the place my brother was in a few times for problems with his meds had art therapy.

i knew all along football was a homoerotic sport. now i have proof.

on a separate note-- the fucker in jail already?

Football itself is gayer than baseball, but the players are all pretty hot.

Alex is right. Football players are much hotter.

Is who in Jail?