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king_buzzo 06.15.2007 09:46 AM

Little dinosaur on the way
 
Well forum sources tell me J is gonna have a kid and that Luisa is due september/october.

Great news huh?

sarramkrop 06.15.2007 09:51 AM

Yeah, bless him. I hope their last album's sales are going to be enough to support both Lisa and you. It must be difficult bringing up two kids.

jico. 06.15.2007 09:56 AM

j mascis is able to procriate?

it must have took him hours to finish the job.

pbradley 06.15.2007 10:04 AM

he was probably busting a solo mid coitus

atsonicpark 06.15.2007 12:15 PM

i'm sure when he has sex he pokes and prods and hammers and makes all kinds of weird noises, probably breaks a vagina slime string, and steps on a fuzzy pubic pedal randomly.

gmku 06.15.2007 12:24 PM

Okay, over 40 is too old to become a dad. This is obscene.

ALIEN ANAL 06.15.2007 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
i'm sure when he has sex he pokes and prods and hammers and makes all kinds of weird noises, probably breaks a vagina slime string, and steps on a fuzzy pubic pedal randomly.


haha oh shit that was funny

HECKLER SPRAY 06.15.2007 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
i'm sure when he has sex he pokes and prods and hammers and makes all kinds of weird noises, probably breaks a vagina slime string, and steps on a fuzzy pubic pedal randomly.

Oh fuck, it's the best to have sex ! I 'll try the next time.

Danny Himself 06.15.2007 12:40 PM

Considering how slow J is, the two of them probably started this 'child' project about 3 years ago.

atsonicpark 06.15.2007 01:51 PM

"i feel an exploding orgasm. then i feel nothing."

StevOK 06.15.2007 09:54 PM

So, Dinosaur the III?

max 06.15.2007 09:55 PM

you guys are weirdos.

amyvega 06.16.2007 09:17 PM

J had sex?

amyvega 06.16.2007 09:18 PM

i'm kidding

amyvega 06.16.2007 09:19 PM

but no, realy?

GrungeMonkey 06.17.2007 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amyvega
J had sex?


Eeeurrrggghhh!!!!

screamingskull 06.17.2007 04:02 PM

awww, congratulations to him. :)

Green_mind 06.17.2007 04:31 PM

Any pictures on the net of louisa?
I just found this picture of J as highlander.
 


I never knew J went out with Uma Thurman at some point!

atsonicpark 06.17.2007 04:32 PM

he lost his virginity!

he's not part of the "freak scene"

LDopa 06.17.2007 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
he lost his virginity!

he's not part of the "freak scene"


badadumcha.

Although this is a bit strange, congrats to J..

atsonicpark 06.17.2007 06:21 PM

actually, I guess this could be constrewed either way...

he's no longer a virgin, no longer a geek, no longer a freak, so he's not part of the freak scene...

or now, he's a sexual god, so he's part of the FREAK scene (as in "to freak", slang for "to fuck")..

hmm.

LDopa 06.17.2007 06:22 PM

*J sings* Super freak... super freak... im super freaky...

bleh

HECKLER SPRAY 06.17.2007 06:29 PM

Oh yeah, J is so sexy !!!
 

Look !!! The new god of Fuck !!!

LDopa 06.17.2007 06:35 PM

I know a kid who plays World of Warcraft and has that exact same shirt...

HECKLER SPRAY 06.17.2007 06:40 PM

But I bet that he wasn't as sexy as J...

truncated 06.17.2007 08:08 PM

Doesn't the potbelly sort of interfere? Can it be lifted and propped up for a clear shot?

pbradley 06.17.2007 08:41 PM

Beer bellied men have sex, too!

truncated 06.17.2007 09:01 PM

The question is, how? I suppose it could be conveniently rested upon a backside, but that could throw off equilibrium.

pbradley 06.17.2007 09:19 PM

I would wager being on the bottom. Saddle style.

max 06.17.2007 09:47 PM

you can manage very well to be a waste of flesh and blood sometimes, people. give it a break, for fuck's sake...

truncated 06.17.2007 09:51 PM

It's acquisition of knowledge. Research, if you will. I question the lecherous turns your mind must have taken, however.

max 06.17.2007 09:54 PM

not to mention the waste of time, too.

SynthethicalY 06.17.2007 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LDopa
I know a kid who plays World of Warcraft and has that exact same shirt...


Buzzo?

cryptowonderdruginvogue 07.03.2007 02:36 AM

niceeee

king_buzzo 07.03.2007 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SynthethicalY
Buzzo?

for the last time, I DO NOT PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT.


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