sendspace: scissor shock - you're all slime ep (2007)
 

If you like scissor shock (and who doesn't? *crickets chirp*), you'll love this new ep which will eventually be released on CAVERNOUS RECORDS (www.myspace.com/cavernousrecords i think). but i'll let the 2 or 3 people on this board who wanna hear it .. hear it first.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/d2tm05

it's uh.. folkier than before.. okay, maybe that's just the acoustic guitar.. it's music for robotripping.. there. enjoy.

Color me impressed

haha.

yeah. i try to change the sound a bit for every album. so i feel some people will like some of my work and not like other parts. but most open minded people like it all.

the next album i do is going to be VERY no wave and jazz influenced........ more so than it already is... like captain beefheart meets electronic glitch jazz grind. haha.

Just listened to it, I liked it a lot, especially "Science Doesn't Exist" and "Tremolo Prick". It sometimes reminded me of Black Dice, but with a very personnal style. Great music =)

thanks.

black dice are kindred spirits i think, because we both started out as chaotic uh... "bands"... and then kinda morphed into weird noise bands...

anyway, thanks for the compliments/downloads. upcoming releases besides this one will be a split with weird pop grind band bubblegum octopus.. just waiting for him to finish his side. it'll be on KIDDIERIOT!

I'll be honest and tell you that I didn't dig any of the Sissor Shock songs I heard before. Every other one that I heard was just completely spontanious electronic stuff. I feel this has much more depth.

no biggy man, whatever floats your skronk boat :P

yeah, kr is bringing it in oh-sevun!!!

by the way, you can send me anything you want for artwork and/or artwork ideas.

downloading this now.

Also: the gnarly acoustic guitars were nice. Reminds me of Jandek

downing it now............

Jandek rules.
Digging it Adam, time to get me some robotrippin material.

Suck sendspace. It always says that its busy around my area.

Move

wow, didn't realize i'd get a response.

glad people like it.

everyneurotic, i'll send you some art or ideas soon...

and so i don't have to start another post...

http://www.jktapes.tk presents:jktapes12: scissor shock "the mars travolta" cd-r. 45 minutes, 45 seconds. 2007.
$5ppd
Faster than any of those pussies in any of the 'Speed' trilogy, 'The Mars Travolta' certainly challenges the relationship between time and space that controls the universe. Eleven songs about pretty much everything and anything, in some way; these digi-grinded virtual paint splatters attack yr ears until eventually they pretty much give up and rest in a state of euphoria until you die. Except you don't really die, because it's only an album and not real life--these chaos theroy-ed spastic beast overlapped bouncy-house (both in the genre and home sense) beats create a puzzle that no one but their creator Adam Cooley can solve, but y'know it's really really fun trying. I'm pretty sure this dude is pretty much know as the god of shoegazed electrocuted drones, and if he isn't, he should be--with some y'know packaging and an insert by the man himself. LTD50




all songs by adam cooley (guitars, vocals, programming, tapes, keyboards) with help from stu (acoustic guitar, electric guitar, rainmaker), sean edwards (guitars), hannah (saxaphone), kyle (trombone, rainmaker), booe (trombone), cory monster (guitar drone). tracklisting:
01. your chemistry theories are a waste of fucking time (2:22)
02. dyscalcula meltdown (4:33)
03. face shards out of context/syrf#4 (2:30)
04. bodymelt (2:14)
05. johnny merzbow sax blast in g-minor (1:08)
06. she's just a head (6:58)
07. science of sinus (3:22)
08. nailbreak0 [all architecture was built from white noise] (2:40)
09. extreme sludge worship (2:51)
10. n2o x [infinite symbol] (14:25)
11. fuck math (2:34)

Pay for it in about 4 seconds through paypal.

Buy it here:

http://geocities.com/jktapes_incirculation/
pick it up today...

it looks great...

if you only buy one scissor shock cd your whole life, make it this one! haha..

thanks for the support...

-ac

oh, and usual, this album is approved by dextromethorphan.

song samples, also as usual, can be found at the link below...

excellent work again adam. im liking it a lot. no one else in the house does but i do!

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to PAULYBEE2656 again.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to PAULYBEE2656 again.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to PAULYBEE2656 again.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to PAULYBEE2656 again.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to PAULYBEE2656 again.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to PAULYBEE2656 again.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to PAULYBEE2656 again.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to PAULYBEE2656 again.

dude, i need to write that shit for the mars travolta.

by the way, next month a review of tmt will appear in switch magazine mexico. plus, you're gaining cult status hear, dudes from ruido horrible/amnesis and lapatentependiente are fans.

You don't mind me saying your music is a bit on the crap side, do you?

EVERYNEUROTIC, that's amazing. i appreciate all you've done and will return the favor as much as possible/whenever necessary.

SAARAMKROPP, nope! don't mind a bit!

hey adam, i gotta hear more of the ruinhorse stuff. any uploading material available???????????

not on this computer .. and i won't be at the computer with it on there in a few days.. but if you have soulseek add:

Robe Flesh
or
deaddeerguts

they have EVERY RUINHORSE thing... and i must say, it's good shit..

oh, you can also add unsensicalness

he has everything.

ahh the old soulseek and i do not meet eye to eye im afraid. could neverbe bothered/arsed getting it. but ill give it a try.... if u can up some at any stage in the future, yknow where to find me......

bump.

someone messaged me to re-upload the spread ebola 3000 ep again so i'll probably put a link to that on here when i re-up it. paulybee, lemme know if you get the ruinhorse stuff.. otherwise i'll try to re-up that stuff too!

by the way, i've listened to you're all slime once, it's very awesome adam, i like the diversity and unity of the whole thing.

thank you very much.

can't wait to be in SWITCH MAGAZINE. that's insane. what is it going to say?

lemme see, here's what i wrote, i get a sidebar on the reviews section where i write about whatever noise scum improv formless crap i want, this will appear in it:

"Scissor Shock
The Mars Travolta

Desde el desolado pueblo de Columbus, Indiana, sale uno de los discos que pretende quitarle todos los instrumentos, notas y arreglos y dejar lo más esencial en lo que se refiere a sonidos de shoegaze, punk en tiempos raros y noise, con los rayones de los discos convirtiéndose en parte tan fundamental de las canciones como los mismos sonidos que las conforman. Como una computadora decodificando y recombinando mp3s si estuviera dispuesta a matar a todos los humanos. Y con un titulo tan cagado ¿Qué más se puede pedir?"

i would translate it as:

"From the desolated town of Columbus, Indiana comes a record that pretends to strip all the instruments, notes and arrangements while leaving the bare essentials to the sounds of shoegaze, odd timed punk and noise, with disc scratches becomimg such a fundamental part of the songs as the sounds found within it. Like a computer that's willing to kill all humans decoding and recombining mp3s; and, with a title as hilarious as that, What else can you ask for?"

haha that's amazing, thank you. i'll put it up on the website in a few days.

Holy hell I'm gonna buy it.

cool, thank you!!!!

the more people who purchase it, the more jktapes may be kind enough to put out more stuff i do :)

not to mention it's only 50 copies so it'll be rarer than that invisible mice men record that everyone loves.

Do they deliver to Belgium?

i'm pretty sure he does. he sends ultra fast too and he replies to emails ultra fast. cool dude.

you can use that whatever way you want, if you want me to write a couple more lines for "press", let me know.

sure, if you want!

what's your real name btw? (you can pm me it if you want (or you can just go by an alias, i don't care (i just felt silly writing "everyneurotic" as the guy who said it (i already got a quote by some dude named "iceripper"))))

hahahahaha, my name is marcos hassan.

Why don't you just marry Scissor Shock?

you're talking to me?

Naw. :P