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sarramkrop 05.14.2007 07:07 PM

Sleaze
 
Sex threads without sleaze aren't sex threads worth a mention. Did you ever have sex in a place or way that made you feel like a sleazy shit? Touch me.

Toilet & Bowels 05.14.2007 07:13 PM

my grandmother's back garden when her house was abandoned after she died.
it was wrong, i shouldn't have done it.

Everyneurotic 05.14.2007 07:17 PM

classroom.

sarramkrop 05.14.2007 07:17 PM

On my sister's bed.

!@#$%! 05.14.2007 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Sex threads without sleaze aren't sex threads worth a mention. Did you ever have sex in a place or way that made you feel like a sleazy shit? Touch me.


does a drunken fuck in a gym shower count? what about some camping place where bikers can spot you? what about a whorehouse? what about some housewife with a newborn baby that you didn't know about--and what if it was on mother's day?

or this...



 

jico. 05.14.2007 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
On my sister's bed.

you're a sick person.

sarramkrop 05.14.2007 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by jico.
you're a sick person.

Tell that to my sister.

!@#$%! 05.14.2007 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Tell that to my sister.

do you have 2 sisters?

jico. 05.14.2007 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Tell that to my sister.

she insisted?

shit...

!@#$%! 05.14.2007 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by jico.
she insisted?

shit...


that was the other option.

there is a 3rd one i won't mention... :eek:

sarramkrop 05.14.2007 07:28 PM

I think you're both a little simple and your mothers probably dress you up before you get out of the house. Did i say that i've had sex with my sister on her bed? No. Work it out, simpletons.

jico. 05.14.2007 07:29 PM

you're sick anyway.

sarramkrop 05.14.2007 07:32 PM

Ok.

terminal pharmacy 05.14.2007 07:32 PM

green room

Toilet & Bowels 05.14.2007 07:34 PM

i licked out and got a blowjob my friend's girl friend in the school toilets once too, but i don't regret that one so much.

!@#$%! 05.14.2007 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
I think you're both a little simple and your mothers probably dress you up before you get out of the house. Did i say that i've had sex with my sister on her bed? No. Work it out, simpletons.


tit-head, there could be a lot of possible combinations, only a dimwits believe in limited scenarios. tit-head.

perhaps your sister gave you her old bed when you were poor and derelict, and you went on to perform filthy acts on it.

another: your sister switched beds on you because she wanted to obtain a sperm sample.

another: your sister had a dream about you having sex on her bed, and you're telling us about it.

in either case-- do i give a shit? not at all. feel free to string fools along with the mystery as long as you can make it last.

jico. 05.14.2007 07:34 PM

haha, nobody said you're having sex with your sister, and that would have been fun, it could have been you and your canary... it's your sister bed! you're sick

:rolleyes:

sarramkrop 05.14.2007 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by terminal pharmacy
green room

I snogged someone in the green room and that lead to sex but not of the sleazy kind. In fact, it was dull and unexciting.

Toilet & Bowels 05.14.2007 07:35 PM

did your sister ever find out?

sarramkrop 05.14.2007 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jico.
haha, nobody said you're having sex with your sister, and that would have been fun, it could have been you and your canary... it's your sister bed! you're sick

:rolleyes:

My sister's a slag. i love her to bits.

Everyneurotic 05.14.2007 07:38 PM

ohh do we have to regret it? then scratch mine.

!@#$%! 05.14.2007 07:43 PM

goodnight, virgins

sarramkrop 05.14.2007 07:45 PM

Let me think, i've also once snogged my boyfriend's best friend at a party and i told him minutes after it happened. He was well pissed off but it was ok after a bit. Not proud but not ashamed either.

terminal pharmacy 05.14.2007 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
I snogged someone in the green room and that lead to sex but not of the sleazy kind. In fact, it was dull and unexciting.


as opposed to fun and exciting, we nearly got busted by security guard as we werent measnt to be in the building and the bar had closed, and she lost her underwear in there, and someone found it on the monday after and there was a big mystery about whose it was.....

CHOUT 05.14.2007 11:41 PM

I had sex on my friend's bed when he was in NYC...we put down a blanket. I told him about it later.

I masturbated in a field at night once...oooooh to be a teenager again...

dionysusundone 05.14.2007 11:46 PM

Sex on my ex girlfriend's little sister's bed, with my ex and her friend.

Glice 05.15.2007 05:39 AM

Bus, tree, cinema, art gallery, tube, tube station, various fields (I do live in Somerset after all), various public toilets and a smack den all spring to mind. One of the above left my t-shirt ruined from my own, and her, blood. See if you can guess which one.

ALIEN ANAL 05.15.2007 05:50 AM

tree?

Iain 05.15.2007 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Glice
Bus, tree, cinema, art gallery, tube, tube station, various fields (I do live in Somerset after all), various public toilets and a smack den all spring to mind. One of the above left my t-shirt ruined from my own, and her, blood. See if you can guess which one.


I'll go for the obvious and say smack den.

Toilet & Bowels 05.15.2007 07:17 AM

i reckon tree, all that chaffing form the bark, it'd be like having sex on sand paper

cuetzpalin 05.15.2007 07:30 AM

at mens' toilet. in hospital.


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