The Quiet After The Storm
 

That's what this board is experiencing right now.

I wouldn't start such an inane thread if that weren't the case, after all.

Idiot!

Still, what should we expect from the guy with the most stupid username on the board?

You look like a constipated toad and have the musical knowledge of a...ummmm...constipated toad.

what storm?

You don't even like football - what gives you the right to think you can talk about music?

Idiot.

get out!

Soccer's for girls. All that hugging and kissing; big fit manly bodies sharing a bath, washing the dirt off of each other's glistening, muscular torsos; gently caressing each other's permed hair with gentle and kind combined shampoo and conditioner.

i thought it was the lull after the storm and the quiet before it and yes, what storm? bad dreams again?

he doesn't like motorhead or the stooges and he's giving away all his records, it makes me wonder if he even likes music....

None of you have the intellectual capacity to post on a rock band's message board.

i have quite a high iq.

Nice

It could be because of threads like these, melonhead.

Come on then, I'll take you all on single-handed. I can kick all your arses. Especially those so-called "super kool girls".

who do they think they are?

Shut it, brainboxes!!!!

I'm probably dumb, but I'm aware of.

chiudi quella cazzo di bocca!

...for a dimwit.

Is that the best you can do?

Me?

Sorry, I'm so nice, I can't even pretend to be horrible very well.

You might pass for nice in Basingstoke, but not in civilised parts.

Thank you.


I've never even met you.

...

Sorry, just to clarify, are we still pretending to be horrible?

ddeeerrr say what now.

Pretending?

I've never pretended to be anything that I'm not. I'm the 100% genuine article. Not like you lot. You're all so fake.

why not?

it's fun to trick people.

You're too nice to be in this thread Nefeli. You need to toughen up a bit.

a questão é: esta merda é sobre o que? vocês são todos uma cambada de meninas ainda na fralda...

What, me?

If you've come for a fight, you're in the right place, boyo.

How was my Italian, by the way?

Can I stop acting brain-damaged yet?

Acting? Shit for brains.

That wasn't very friendly.

Very good.

Just for the record, sonicl, porky and Nefeli are lovely.

jon boy and T&B aren't lovely, but I like them very much.

nicfit and screamingskull are nice but I haven't interacted enough to know whether lovely would be an appropriate term to use.

Does anybody know where I can take trolling lessons. I seem to not have the hang of it.