Best named songs
 

Picnic By The Motorway - Suede

"Venus In Furs" - The Velvet Underground. I know, it's taken from a book. The name Velvet Underground is, too, and is great.

"Blues in Bob Minor" - Robert Wyatt

Paranoid android
Desolation row
Expressway to yr. skull
Catholic block
Self-obsessed and sexxee
NYC Ghosts and flowers

the only red white and blue i salute is pabst blue ribbon

AND

i sent concentration camp footage to america's funniest home videos

outhouse of the pryeeeeeee

Cunt Tease

Anal Cunt!

Favourite song titles including: "I noticed that you're gay", "Punching JoeBonni's face in", "I hope you get deported", "Phyllis is an old annoying cunt", "I just saw the gayest guy on earth", "Van full of retards", "Recycling is gay", "You've got cancer", "You are an interior decorator", "Pottery's gay", "You look adopted", "Windchimes are gay", "I respect your feelings as a woman and a human", "I became a counsellor so I could tell rape victims they asked for it", "I like drugs and child abuse", "You rollerblading faggot", "Woman, nature's punchbag", "I ate your horse", "You robbed a sperm bank because you're a cum guzzling fag" and many more.

The Sun City Girls' "I Knew A Jew Named Frankenstein"
Happy Flowers "Mom! I Gave The Cat Some Acid"
The Boredeoms "Bite My Bollocks"

Mother, my body disgusts me-Swans

Hit me Baby One More Time.

bungie - naked disintegrating parachuting woman

Keep On Roll

I'll meet that and raise you a Big Black "Fists Of Love".
Followed by Anthony and the Johnson's "Fistful Of Love"

I fold

Until Saint Lavigne comes out with 'Use me like the worthless slut that I am', of course.

(In Monty Burns voice) Excellent.

There's a track by an old Scandinavian punk band called "Every Hole's A Goal".

And we haven't even STARTED with GG Allin yet.

Her new song has the word 'motherfucking' in it. This is good.

Avril always was a little minx like that. If you play Sk8er Boi backwards you can definitely hear her saying 'tie me down and use me you big fucking cock-star'

i always liked "I Want the Quiet Moments of a Party Girl"

Butthole surfers - Negro Observer
John fahey - Fight on, Christians, Fight on
Keiji Haino - See That my Grave is Kept Clean
NWW - The Penis Fruit Loop

Descension: "My Middle Name Is Funk"

"Theresa's Sound World"

The Piano Has Been Drinking-Tom Waits

Oh! Sweet Nuthin'

Stuck in the Middle of Nowhere Again - Unwound

My Small Boat in the Great Sea of God - Error

Gosh, I can't think of anything else at the moment.

Bluebottle Kiss: Tapdancing on the titanic

Always loved that name, and the referrence to it in the song:

You'll never catch me tapdancing on the titanic,
I'd rather take my chances in the cold grey sea...

a few of my favs:

"You Will Be Reincarnated As An Imperial Attack Spaceturtle (pt 1)"

by Behold...the arctopus

"we are no here" mogwai

"return to hot chicken" yo la tengo

"four on six" wes montgomery


"fyllekärring" hemstad

"heavium" floorian ...obviously

"Pueblo" by Pavement. It's fun how a jokey working title stuck and worked so well.

SY - Come And Smash Me Said The Boy With The Magic Penis

Case closed.

Pink Floyd - Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict

And, while we're on Ummagumma, The Grand Vizier's Garden Party; also Careful with that Axe, Eugene

Sun Ra has some good ones too, "Space Fling" comes to mind...

actually?

The Angry Ouija Board Has Sent Us To Destory The City of Berkeley California So Run For Your Fucking Life -The Criminals

Haha!

this is a cover, although keiji haino, when he does name his songs (many are untitled) does tend to give them fantastic names


anyway, i'd like to nominate guided by voices/robert pollard/tobin sprout for some sort of award of having numerous excellent song titles, look:

(I'll Name You) The Flame That Cries
14 Cheerleader Coldfront
3rd World Birdwatching
50 Year Old Baby
A Big Fan Of The Pigpen
A Boy In Motion
A Contest Featuring Human Beings
A Crick Uphill
A Flowering Orphan
A Life In Finer Clothing
A Portrait Destroyed By Fire
A Visit To The Creep Doctor
All For Sex And Better Whiskey
All Men Are Freezing
An Earful O' Wax
Asphyxiated Circle
At Odds With Dr. Genesis
Attack Of The Powerwalkers
Be It Not For The Serpentine Rain Dodger
Beekeeper Seeks Ruth
Beg For A Wheelbarrow
Big Boring Wedding
Blessed In An Open Head
Bomb In The Bee-Hive
Bottoms Up! (You Fantastic Bastard)
Bow Before Your Champion
Breadcrumbs For The Whales
Bright Paper Werewolves
Burns Carpenter, Man Of Science
Burt Bacharach In Reverse
Buzzards And Dreadful Crows

more here...http://www.gbvdb.com/tracks.asp

I luv the valley OH!
Brian the vampire
Hyperstation

harry pussy - fuckology

Lol ^