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so, my girlfriend shoved her finger in my butt the other day...
We've been together four years.
And lately... I dunno what it is, some kind of thing has happened where she wants to be more explorative and adventurous... fine. So we were messing around and she had me stick a finger in her butt and she really liked it. First time ever! And she orgasmed, ya know, yada yada... So, then she asked to stick a finger in my butt... At first, I was like "nah" because I remember one time when an Asian doctor was checking my stools for blood and.. yeah.. gross shit. But after a few minutes, she convinced me, and I let her stick a finger in my ass while she jerked me off... IT FELT AMAZING. I've never "milked the prostate" or had a girl do it, and ... wow. It was uncomfortable and bizarre but I swear to god it was the best orgasm I've ever had.. in fact, it reminded me of the first time I ever did it. Extremely bizarre. I started yelling "what the fuck?! oh my god, that was crazy!" I was FREAKING OUT. From butt play. So yeah... Now I'm hooked. |
Oh, young love..
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pretty nice, video?
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hah yeh i wanna see proof. Cool story though
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when yo uthink of it, itas kind of arousing.
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Haha. No video. There are pictures of us on mah myspace though!!! http://www.myspace.com/adamcooley and add meeeeeee.
(add scissor shock first though) (and no this story wasn't a plug for scissor shock) (that'd be genius if it were though) |
haha really intensifies the experience huh
masterbation, penetration, ejaculation, what a sensation |
I'm glad for you Adam though noone is ever going to stick their finger in my ass.
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Oh man you got a private profile.
I think I couldn't do that. Because all I'd think about is what it would be like to smell the finger after. |
well semi plan it before hand otherwise youll be poking poop
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Similiar event occured to me with a different result: I didn't like it.
Thereafter, trying to talk her into anal sex was impossible. "Hey, if it's not good enough for you, I ain't trying!" |
The finger up the bum deal huh? Next she'll want you to take off your socks in bed. Be careful. She's up to something.
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i just wanted to let you know, that youre gay |
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: MTL Posts: 59 You've been here nearly a year and you've only posted 59 times, and one of those posts happens to be one calling me gay? That's kinda awesome! |
What'd she do with the finger after?
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Washed it.
Speaking of rhys chatham, we were totally listening to a crimson grail during this. |
should i apologize for that?,, fuck i should have posted more in 2006.......
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nice, I just picked that up the other week. Good stuff. |
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You're not gay. You're my hero. |
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It gets even better if you do it with foreign objects. |
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"Hey whats up?" "Oh... not much... listening to crimson grail... shoving my finger up my butt... jackin off.... you know" "...no, i dont know" |
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What, like the Eiffel Tower or the Berlin Wall or something? Racist. |
He meant Russians.
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This guy I know said that his girlfriend put a Kruschev action figure up his butt during sex once, and it was awesome.
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I'd class anything passing through the butt the wrong way to be a foreign object! |
If there's anything guaranteed to go into multiple pages on this board, it's a Butt Sex thread.
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you should've given each other wet willies while doing the finger in butt thing.
orgasm + eargasm = :-) |
Hahaha Kruschev action figure..
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i would never let any girl near my ass.
she just doesn't belong there. i hate watching porn where a dudes getting his asshole licked.. its like wtf.. and i know i'm not alone in saying this. a girl just doesn't belong down there and i don't need her down there to get off. that's what her pussy's for. |
She sounds like a keeper atsonicpark.
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My ex girlfriend. A lighter and a trophy. No joke. But it felt good? I've had that for medical checks, but found it terribly uncomfortable |
good for you; don't overdo it now...
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Good advice, save it for special occasions. |
Wow, the members here are pretty lewd.
I'm on the puritan side of the internet, dontcha know. |
Lotsa straight guys like it up the ass, someone on this board likes to get pegged.
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You obviously have never read my multiple statements about being a virgin or Savage Clone's constant reminders that I am one have you? |
nNow that I have your attention with this thread, I'll just ask on here instead of starting a new thread.. what makes a good prog rock song?
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Gerbils? Penises? He's not gay, porkie. |
Mars Volta Does!!! Yeah@!!
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