I like winding up americans
 

I've done it again tonight.A sport.

Who and how so?

It's not hard to do.

Us canadians make fun of them for their light beer.

our beer does suck, but you canadians came up with both molson ice AND labatt's.

.......and generally better art.

generally, i don't really give a fuck.

winding up americans is too easy, it's a bit unfair

i drink ale when i can these days, i'm a bit sick of all the gas in lager

heineken or stella please.

Wimp.

i will never refuse a guinness.

who?

You.

toilette, you MUST be a pussy if porkmarras says so.

What's that meant to mean?

Good call, I love em.

What do for getting drunk is drink one of these and then drink tonnes of coors light, because after drinking such a high percentage, a light beer tastes like water. But I seriously can't stand the taste of it, I'd still much prefer to just spend a little more and get the equivalent in Grolsch or Pabst.

light beer is bullshit.

think about it.

Americans generally speak a lot of bullshit.

why am i a wimp anyway exactly?

Cause you don't like stella.

and who doesn't like stella?

stella tastes rubbish

Wimp.

it's better than fosters or budweiser, i'll give it that much

my favorites. stella is like heineken jr.

aww all this talk about Stella and I've never tried it. I'll pick some up tomorrow

Lagerwise Stella beats them all.Proper beer and all that.

Not really.Since when?

oh and i like grolsch too. heineken and grolsch and stella are fairly similar in taste.

Wimp.

coming from you, that really doesn't mean shit.

Really?

have i ever lied to you?

I like girls.

I don't have a tv.I like rough looking builders myself.

not for me,thanks.

I'd like to try samichlaus. It's 14%.Be like, impossible to import though

I like getting pussies dripping wet.A sport.

god porky, even i have a TV.