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Greatest band names
Especially those whose music you've never heard. I was reminded earlier that 'The Master musicians of Bukkake' are a band, as are Bilge Pump. I've heard neither's music, but both have names which are brilliant.
Honorary mention for the Phil Collin's Three, although they don't count because I've seen them. They were fucking ace mind. |
The Inalienable Right to Eat Fred Astaire's Asshole
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Tornavalanche.
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Another band that are disqualified for me because I've heard of them (and have a tape! Remember tapes? of them) is Luke Buttredger.
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All I know about any of the following is that they exist/have existed:
Anal Phlegm Fromage d'Amour Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army Phlegm Fatale The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra 'Phlegm Fatale' is especially excellent. |
Lest we forget the immortal Anal Beard, who, again, are disqualified because I accidentally heard a bit on the radio last year.
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Thumper & The Plaid Rabbits
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Glice, yr sig seems more and more apt every time i check in on this place.
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vas deferens organization
disqualified: duran duran duran |
The Rolling Stones
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nice contribution mr boring.
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Disqualified:
My Dad Is Dead Paul Newman Both on Trance Syndicate |
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OOOOOoooooH! |
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Thanks. I respect your opinion a lot, too. |
Millions of Dead Cops
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Bilge Pump are quite good.
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massive plug.
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Disqualified: Satanicpornocultshop.
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Elvis Hitler
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Leftover Crack
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Red Transistor
Husker Du Dalek Meat Puppets Pavement |
The Permanent Crackheads
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Slugfuckers
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Schmitty Warheimer and the cleanup brigade
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Kermit and the Aborted Shim Shams
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Big Youth
Funkadelic Tangerine Dream Buffalo Daughter A Silver Mt.Zion Godspeed you Black Emperor! |
Anal Sausage
Scrotum Grinder Assuck The Brandon Walsh Spider Cunts Man Is The Bastard Sonic fucking Youth |
Black Fag (queer B Flag 'tribute')
The Hook and Pull Gang Death By Blowjob |
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One of my friends used to have the nickname 'Anal Beard' But it got shorted quite a lot to the point of people just going "Hey Anal, Hows it going?" |
prick jagger
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I once saw a terrible band in Croydon called Shag Nasty.
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haha how did you know about jesus penis? that was the worst band i've ever been in..
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Dying Barnyard Animals
Bloody Fishknuckle and the Tumor Heads |
Little Bitchard
I've never heard them and I'm not even sure if it's a band or a DJ, so they qualify for this topic... although Cliff Bitchard would've been even better. |
Bathtub shitter!
FUCK... I'M DEAD disqualified: I've always thought Maher Shalal Hash Baz was an excellent band name in a very tasteful way. |
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Their singer used to be a geography teacher at my friends high school! Funny names: Thatcher on acid Margret Thrasher Accidental goat sodomy Brute Forcyth |
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great bands! BS win extra points because all of their songs are about shit! |
Disgusted By The Whore
Rage Against The Coffee Machine Amanda By Night Goatwhore Amputatoe Armpit Adult Children Of Heterosexuals Ancient Chinese Penis |
Einsturzende Neubauten
Joy Division Explosions in the sky Unwound |
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