Say Something You Can't Say To Their Face
 

I'm stealing this idea from another board, because I like it lots haha.

I never said I liked you, so there's no "in between bull" and you never wasted your time because you never "tried to be a friend" You make me laugh little girl, very very hard. Someday you'll see that not everyone loves you, and not everyone is willing to do you a favour. It's selfish bitches like you who either end up all alone, or extremely unhappy.

STOP TANNING, YOU LOOK LIKE A BLACK PERSON.

Phew. Glad I got that out.

It's fun no? I find it therapeutic haha.

No kidding.
It makes me feel free.

i bet you'll give me that 2 grand you owe me when i post those xxx photos of you and me online and email that shit to yr 80 year old grand father. huh, yr right. i do feel better. :)

You know what, I did screw your sister! Fuck you Dad!

That's a little fucked up.

you never will and i know that.

People with fake tans should be shot. It looks TERRIBLE.

Would it be super weird if I knocked on your door at midnight just so I can play SNES?

you idiot!

Hey, I'd like you to listen to this quotation from the hit movie, Legally Blonde: "When I try to dress up like a fridged bitch, I try not to look so constipated."

*And then I'd fucking attack her!*

yes.

Fair enough, I'll mark you off the list.

I only have one game anyway :(

Bring another game and a few beers and I'll change that to a no.

You don't talk to my anymore...did I do something wrong?

I have no games, otherwise I would have my own SNES and no need for anyone elses. I really wish I had my NES here though.

I was right about you making me laugh, seriously. I'm laughing right now.
You say that I'm not being straight up? What the hell are you talking about. I told you why I didn't want to hang out with you, you just don't get it. Your head is too thick to grip around the idea that not everyone loves everything about you. Secret: Most people don't hate you, because you never did anything to them, but they think you're fucking stupid and annoying. I also know that if they hung out with you for long enough, that they would in fact, hate you. Now off to sleep you go miss princess, get your good nights rest ;) Big bad Emma, the waste of space shouldn't keep you up any longer hahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahaha.

You should say that to their face. Nothing to lose, and you might find out the answer.

I love you.

I've fantasized about killing you in a variety of ways.

I lol'd at your misfortune. LOL.

I can see that you really like her, and that it bothers you when she hangs out with other boys and you're not there. That makes me sad :(

You're a really fucking bad roommate. As of now, I can say that I hate you.

I really care for you, you know?

your broccoli farts stink

Don't push on me.

You are the last person on earth I would ever EVER want a relationship with...

so why do I?

you'd feel even freer if you said it to their face.


then again, i have NO filter on my mouth, so...

I don't think I'm really a part of the group anymore. And I don't like how you seem to value your schoolwork over your friends, do you not realise we're in Year 11, all you have to do is get a pass mark, next year is the important year.

Stop telling me to cheer up, for fuck's sake!

The one about the tanning? I sure would. But the one I just posted? I'd be a nervous wreck.

I don't care anymore, leave me alone.

please stop trying to make me into something i'm not. i don't need manicures and designer clothes. and stop obsessing about your furniture. you got a dog with a lot of hair, deal with the fact that the hair ends up on your couch.

plus, stop fucking with my father like you do now. you're not making him happy.

Holy shit dude I've been trying to tell my whole grade that for the past year. Sick of people freakin' out about year 11 yearly's.

Don't think I didn't appreciate you guys letting me house-sit (and cat-sit) while you were off jet-setting around the world for two months.

But hey, by week 5 I'd watched all yr DVDs and listened to all yr music. So I got a little nosy. So I went through all your drawers. Didn't expect to find a big blu dildo of all things. You guys cum across as kinda conservative. Sooo, Is it hers or yours?

for the last god damn time, it next to the ironing basket you dumfuck!

it's funny you should say that, I'm bookmarking this thead in case I find a person with no face.

she's no good for you.