These bands make you gay
 

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Merzbau? Bjork? Wilco? Ghostface Killah?! String Cheese Incident?!?! the Grateful Dead? The Doors?

what the fuck?

It's pretty fake.

I've already posted that a while ago and so did Spectraljulianisdead.Next.

oh, i should have searched

Too late crypto:'YOU ARE THE GAYEST LINK!GOODBYE!'

says the british batty boy

how does frank sinatra make you gay?!

he ain't brit.

He's fucking Italian.

Let's be real now, though.

Bjork is pretty fucking gay.

You mean that she MAKES you gay.

What about Erasure?

Oh, hang on, no. They frighten straights away from the concept of gayness.

there is nothing fake about the actual machinations of the soputhern baptists and fundamentalist religions throughout the world which do have youth programs and adult programs exaCTLY LIKE THIS TO TRY AND "FIX" HOMOSEXUALS.

When I was a teenager my oldest sister introduced my youngest sister and me to Belle and Sebastian by giving my little sister "If You're Feeling Sinister" and told me not to listen to it too much because it would turn me gay.

no, your hairy, moustachod, leather boyfriend will make you get, though.

ps: who the fuck is "merzbau"?

I guess I should read this forum before posting in alternate threads in the non. :eek:

my bad....

which is a shame...together, we could break
these chains of love.

Add SY to the list, this board makes more homosexuals then a Madonna concert (yeah I know the joke is stolen, big whoop wanna fight about it?)

I'm so gay for Erasure, the damaged tendons around the perimeter of my sphincter ululate sensuously at the mere mention of their name, oftentime releasing a small air-bound globule of liquid-gold flavoured rectal gas.

You don't sound gay. You just sound like an anal slut. :eek:

?

That's what gays are. Nothing but ridiculous, sick freaks who think people of the same sex are fair game for their sick, sick fantasies.

Homophobia disclaimer: I'm not homophobic, some of my best friends are AIDS vessels.

Bronsky Beat. THAT music makes you gay.

Indeed, there are plenty of gays who can be considered sick freaks, I know this because I am one of them. But I also personally know several straight women AND men who enjoy some good old-fashioned anal play. And I also know many gay men who won't let ANYONE go anywhere near their assholes.

And as for the AIDS vessels comment, I hope you're joking.

Does anyone wonder why Dresden Dolls made the "Safe Bands" list?

This was posted a while back. It's hilarious. Christians are so uptight.

"The bottom line - you shouldn't be gay! You can lead a life of fulfillment and happiness as God intended, a life far better than what your Gay life has offered"

My life is so gay!

I'll do a proper disclaimer: Yes, it was a joke. I'm not going to disclose my sexuality (if you could be arsed to read through my previous posts, you'll find it soon enough), but suffice it to say I'm far and away from being a homophobe. Except, of course, one must be careful how one represents oneself online, because often one doesn't have the safety net of one's social context, which again I shan't patronise you by revealing. Still, kudos for picking up on potential actual homophobia, I wholeheartedly approve of that, and again assert that I'm not. [some of my best friends etc cop-out #37]

No one?

the trend with all those bands on that list seems to be that they have stated they are Xtian in some way, so maybe one of the Dresden Dolls is.

are we taling about gaying up the place or just being gay..like living in the country gay.....at the rodeo eatin samiches... then i'd say pet shop boys is pretty fucking gay but much cooler than string cheese incident or a widespred panic bullshit