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atsonicpark 02.25.2007 08:06 AM

so, my girlfriend shoved her finger in my butt the other day...
 
We've been together four years.

And lately... I dunno what it is, some kind of thing has happened where she wants to be more explorative and adventurous... fine.

So we were messing around and she had me stick a finger in her butt and she really liked it. First time ever! And she orgasmed, ya know, yada yada...

So, then she asked to stick a finger in my butt...

At first, I was like "nah" because I remember one time when an Asian doctor was checking my stools for blood and.. yeah.. gross shit.

But after a few minutes, she convinced me, and I let her stick a finger in my ass while she jerked me off...

IT FELT AMAZING.

I've never "milked the prostate" or had a girl do it, and ... wow. It was uncomfortable and bizarre but I swear to god it was the best orgasm I've ever had.. in fact, it reminded me of the first time I ever did it. Extremely bizarre. I started yelling "what the fuck?! oh my god, that was crazy!" I was FREAKING OUT. From butt play.

So yeah...

Now I'm hooked.

Danny Himself 02.25.2007 08:11 AM

Oh, young love..

king_buzzo 02.25.2007 08:22 AM

pretty nice, video?

ALIEN ANAL 02.25.2007 08:26 AM

hah yeh i wanna see proof. Cool story though

king_buzzo 02.25.2007 08:27 AM

when yo uthink of it, itas kind of arousing.

atsonicpark 02.25.2007 08:29 AM

Haha. No video. There are pictures of us on mah myspace though!!! http://www.myspace.com/adamcooley and add meeeeeee.

(add scissor shock first though)

(and no this story wasn't a plug for scissor shock)

(that'd be genius if it were though)

Green_mind 02.25.2007 08:55 AM

haha really intensifies the experience huh
masterbation, penetration, ejaculation, what a sensation

Trasher02 02.25.2007 09:23 AM

I'm glad for you Adam though noone is ever going to stick their finger in my ass.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 02.25.2007 09:24 AM

Oh man you got a private profile.

I think I couldn't do that. Because all I'd think about is what it would be like to smell the finger after.

ALIEN ANAL 02.25.2007 09:31 AM

well semi plan it before hand otherwise youll be poking poop

evollove 02.25.2007 10:21 AM

Similiar event occured to me with a different result: I didn't like it.

Thereafter, trying to talk her into anal sex was impossible. "Hey, if it's not good enough for you, I ain't trying!"

demonrail666 02.25.2007 10:29 AM

The finger up the bum deal huh? Next she'll want you to take off your socks in bed. Be careful. She's up to something.

hotbutterknives 02.25.2007 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
We've been together four years.

And lately... I dunno what it is, some kind of thing has happened where she wants to be more explorative and adventurous... fine.

So we were messing around and she had me stick a finger in her butt and she really liked it. First time ever! And she orgasmed, ya know, yada yada...

So, then she asked to stick a finger in my butt...

At first, I was like "nah" because I remember one time when an Asian doctor was checking my stools for blood and.. yeah.. gross shit.

But after a few minutes, she convinced me, and I let her stick a finger in my ass while she jerked me off...

IT FELT AMAZING.

I've never "milked the prostate" or had a girl do it, and ... wow. It was uncomfortable and bizarre but I swear to god it was the best orgasm I've ever had.. in fact, it reminded me of the first time I ever did it. Extremely bizarre. I started yelling "what the fuck?! oh my god, that was crazy!" I was FREAKING OUT. From butt play.

So yeah...

Now I'm hooked.


i just wanted to let you know, that youre gay

atsonicpark 02.25.2007 12:46 PM

Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: MTL
Posts: 59

You've been here nearly a year and you've only posted 59 times, and one of those posts happens to be one calling me gay?

That's kinda awesome!

Sheriff Rhys Chatham 02.25.2007 12:50 PM

What'd she do with the finger after?

atsonicpark 02.25.2007 12:53 PM

Washed it.

Speaking of rhys chatham, we were totally listening to a crimson grail during this.

hotbutterknives 02.25.2007 01:00 PM

should i apologize for that?,, fuck i should have posted more in 2006.......

Sheriff Rhys Chatham 02.25.2007 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Washed it.

Speaking of rhys chatham, we were totally listening to a crimson grail during this.


nice, I just picked that up the other week.
Good stuff.

Pax Americana 02.25.2007 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
We've been together four years.

And lately... I dunno what it is, some kind of thing has happened where she wants to be more explorative and adventurous... fine.

So we were messing around and she had me stick a finger in her butt and she really liked it. First time ever! And she orgasmed, ya know, yada yada...

So, then she asked to stick a finger in my butt...

At first, I was like "nah" because I remember one time when an Asian doctor was checking my stools for blood and.. yeah.. gross shit.

But after a few minutes, she convinced me, and I let her stick a finger in my ass while she jerked me off...

IT FELT AMAZING.

I've never "milked the prostate" or had a girl do it, and ... wow. It was uncomfortable and bizarre but I swear to god it was the best orgasm I've ever had.. in fact, it reminded me of the first time I ever did it. Extremely bizarre. I started yelling "what the fuck?! oh my god, that was crazy!" I was FREAKING OUT. From butt play.

So yeah...

Now I'm hooked.



You're not gay. You're my hero.

porkmarras 02.25.2007 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
We've been together four years.

And lately... I dunno what it is, some kind of thing has happened where she wants to be more explorative and adventurous... fine.

So we were messing around and she had me stick a finger in her butt and she really liked it. First time ever! And she orgasmed, ya know, yada yada...

So, then she asked to stick a finger in my butt...

At first, I was like "nah" because I remember one time when an Asian doctor was checking my stools for blood and.. yeah.. gross shit.

But after a few minutes, she convinced me, and I let her stick a finger in my ass while she jerked me off...

IT FELT AMAZING.

I've never "milked the prostate" or had a girl do it, and ... wow. It was uncomfortable and bizarre but I swear to god it was the best orgasm I've ever had.. in fact, it reminded me of the first time I ever did it. Extremely bizarre. I started yelling "what the fuck?! oh my god, that was crazy!" I was FREAKING OUT. From butt play.

So yeah...

Now I'm hooked.


It gets even better if you do it with foreign objects.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 02.25.2007 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Washed it.

Speaking of rhys chatham, we were totally listening to a crimson grail during this.


"Hey whats up?"

"Oh... not much... listening to crimson grail... shoving my finger up my butt... jackin off.... you know"

"...no, i dont know"

Glice 02.25.2007 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
It gets even better if you do it with foreign objects.


What, like the Eiffel Tower or the Berlin Wall or something? Racist.

Savage Clone 02.25.2007 03:29 PM

He meant Russians.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 02.25.2007 04:02 PM

This guy I know said that his girlfriend put a Kruschev action figure up his butt during sex once, and it was awesome.

Green_mind 02.25.2007 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
This guy I know said that his girlfriend put a Kruschev action figure up his butt during sex once, and it was awesome.

It was awesome eh? so this guy, it couldn't happen to be you could it? haha
I'd class anything passing through the butt the wrong way to be a foreign object!

Savage Clone 02.25.2007 04:36 PM

If there's anything guaranteed to go into multiple pages on this board, it's a Butt Sex thread.

val-holla-ing 02.25.2007 04:40 PM

you should've given each other wet willies while doing the finger in butt thing.

orgasm + eargasm = :-)

atsonicpark 02.25.2007 05:04 PM

Hahaha Kruschev action figure..

lungfish 02.25.2007 05:13 PM

i would never let any girl near my ass.
she just doesn't belong there.
i hate watching porn where a dudes getting his asshole licked.. its like wtf..
and i know i'm not alone in saying this.
a girl just doesn't belong down there and i don't need her down there to get off.
that's what her pussy's for.

noumenal 02.25.2007 06:09 PM

She sounds like a keeper atsonicpark.

Inhuman 02.25.2007 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
It gets even better if you do it with foreign objects.


My ex girlfriend. A lighter and a trophy. No joke.

But it felt good? I've had that for medical checks, but found it terribly uncomfortable

atari 2600 02.25.2007 06:20 PM

good for you; don't overdo it now...

noumenal 02.25.2007 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atari 2600
good for you; don't overdo it now...


Good advice, save it for special occasions.

Danny Himself 02.25.2007 06:22 PM

Wow, the members here are pretty lewd.

I'm on the puritan side of the internet, dontcha know.

CHOUT 02.25.2007 06:44 PM

Lotsa straight guys like it up the ass, someone on this board likes to get pegged.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 02.25.2007 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Green_mind
It was awesome eh? so this guy, it couldn't happen to be you could it? haha
I'd class anything passing through the butt the wrong way to be a foreign object!


You obviously have never read my multiple statements about being a virgin or Savage Clone's constant reminders that I am one have you?

atsonicpark 02.25.2007 09:18 PM

nNow that I have your attention with this thread, I'll just ask on here instead of starting a new thread.. what makes a good prog rock song?

girlgun 02.25.2007 10:27 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

:)

HaydenAsche 02.25.2007 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
It gets even better if you do it with foreign objects.


Gerbils? Penises?

He's not gay, porkie.

drrrtyboots 02.25.2007 10:29 PM

Mars Volta Does!!! Yeah@!!


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