What are Steve Shelley's favourite sweets
 

I reckon he's a sherbert lemon kinda guy.

Refreshers, violets, um...humbugs

Why, it's wine gum, of course.

humbugs i say!

Liquorice Allsorts!
I really have no fucking clue, but those are my favorite out of all the options.

I reckon Steve's the kind of caring dude who tries to do the right thing and is environmentally aware. That means that individually wrapped things are out due to excessive packaging. He also strikes me as a sensible kind of guy, who doesn't stuff his face with sweets - he'll eat them gradually and make them last. But he doesn't want stuff to go off, or sticky icky wicky, from being left uneaten for a while, so he demands a sweet that'll keep fresh for a bit. Looking at all three of those requirements I have to say that if I know Steve like I think I know Steve, which is not at all, it'll be aniseed balls.

I'll say Candied Peanuts, cos out of the ones i know in there..aka, none, except for these bad boys, i like candied peanuts most.

Mmmmm, violets are nice.

Oh I don't know. I can just imagine Steve popping into my local corner shop and asking for "a bag of humbugs please mister". And the kind old shopkeeper would give him a pat on the head and tell him not to eat them all at once. And Steve would hand over his pennies and run off home, wiping the snot from his nose with his shirt sleeve.

This is going to make you feel very ill...

 

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it would be sad if he was diabetic

He is, if you look at him, clearly only 12 or so. And every 12 year old loves Werthers Original, especially if given to him by his (worryingly pederastic) grandfather. So Werther Originals I say, although I think he might like Humbugs and Lemon Bonbons.

i reckon he'd like bullseyes, they are the sort of sweet someone who looks a bit like a 1920s school boy would enjoy

a boring person would like vto know:why can t you ask him personnally?

I went with humbugs. I remember one time my friend and I went to a deppaneur and there was a box of candy called "niggers", and they were people shaped black liquorice candy

A kindly fellow such as Steve would go for Swedish Fish, preferably the green ones. He bought the 'Aqua Fun' pack once but was sad when he ate a dolphin-shaped one.

to be frank, i don't think steve eats any of those english sweets with weird names

he's been spotted in dunkin donuts, on the other hand

so i'm going to blame his portly figure on jelly donuts

or whatever these shits are called: