man cuts off own penis, throws it at cops
 

Man in insane fit, cuts off penis, throws it at police officers.

In the Northwest side of Chicago Wednesday morning, March 15 2006, police were summoned to a naked man smashing car windows and breaking into a house. About a half dozen police officers responded and were confronted by Jakub Fik, 33 years-old, naked and bleeding.

Fik began throwing knives at the police officers and…his penis. He ran back into the empty house and grabbed more knives at which time the police then tasered Fik. The police then summoned paramedics who took Fik to Northwestern Memorial Hospital where they proceeded to reattach Fik’s penis. Paramedic stated that Fik explained to them that he was distraught about problems he was having with his girlfriend who was still living in Poland.

Fik was charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property. "We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District who taserd Fik. Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital successfully reattached his penis, which was placed on ice. Associate Professor of Urology of the University of Chicago said that severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works as long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours.

pretty funny

That's... quite painfull.
looks like he rather ripped his penis of! haha get it??? rather ripped. eheh...
OK enough lame-ass jokes...

I heard this one about this guy with a fetish, and he stuck a raw spaghetti strip up his penis, and it snapped inside, and he never did anything about it anid he ended up dying

aaannnnddd You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Trasher02 again.

Disturbing...

o rly? heard about a man who got a dildo up his dick by a girl?

I've actually seen that one on the internet.

Nope, he actually seemed to enjoy it...
Anyway it was fucking disturbing but if you wanna see it i think it's on onzin.nl
You were from Holland right?

chicago is full of nutbags.

it pains me to read that article. Like just the thought of... eeewww

Imagine you'd be the cop! He's throwing stuff and suddenly you see a weiner flapping in the air. That's sick!

id laugh like hell if i was the cop

Ew ew ew

id take it and eat it...

What else was he supposed to do with it?

I heard about that self-castration story in a late night comedy monologue back in March...pretty insane stuff.

The other day on 6/06/06, a man in Russia who cited that "God would protect him" made his way over a security fence & down a steep cliff with a rope into a lion habitat. He was killed.
http://www.crisscross.com/world/news/27597

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=54768&rubrik1=Society%20and%20Culture &rubrik2=Zoos&rubrik3=All&sort=1&start=1

my dad use to be a jail guard, he told me a story of one prisoner who wanted to be a girl so ripped of his penis with his hands. They rushed him to the hospital and reatached it. As soon as he came back to jail he ripped it off again.

What a brave. brave, unholy man.